kabuki dick dance

Military slang for waiting around for no apparent reason for someone of higher rank to make a decision.

So are we just going to do the kabuki dick dance all morning or we going to get to work.

by Renegade41 September 3, 2016

Kabucha sauce

A type of special sauce

Bryan: “yo William I stole this nice ass kabucha sauce from a homeless man want some?”

William: “yeah bro I love that shit!”

by DragonChickens#3205 August 16, 2020

kabink

A word used after saying something that is considered cool: usually used by people who cap.

"That bih bad ah hell she want me, KABINK"

"Dropped 30 on my exes boyfriend and head tapped him, KABINK"

by lilthickky January 25, 2023

kadunkadunk

someone who has a wide juicy, thick scrumptuous fat ass. Remember this person has a fat ass they are not a fat ass person there's a big difference!

I was wlkin down the street and i saw dis girl with the fattest damn kadunkadunk!

by Benya_Benya December 26, 2005

Kabum

An unbelievable fagget that resides in plug.dj/nightcore-331 that does nothing useful except for make gifs (said like jifs idgaf)

KABUM. YOU GOOD-FOR-NOTHING BOUNCER. MAKE A GIF OF ME KILLING YOU.

by ECUrbanDictionary March 1, 2015

Kaben

A very sexy gentlemen, who has a large satisfying penis. He is deffinently a ladies man. Ladies are always wanting him.

I am a model and just like Kaben!

by low to the floor October 15, 2009

KabuSasu

KabuSasu is short for the yaoi shota fan-pairing of Kabuto x Sasuke, two character's from the anime Naruto.

Most examples of these would be in fanfiction/Doujinshi that occur after Sasuke left Konohagakure to train with Orochimaru. Some of these are very cute and romantic, where the majority are harsh, and otherwise cruel. Such as, Kabuto would be a sadistic bastard, and when treating Sasuke for an injury of some sort, wouldn't numb the pain and get turned on by his screams.

The PG-13, "fluffy" version of them might be something like Sasuke gets a fever and Kabuto takes care of him, and would finish with the reader (usually a fan-girl) giving an undignified string of "aww, that was so cute!"s, or "Kyaa! So kawaii!s.

KabuSasu doesn't have too big of a fan-base, being far beneath the radar. I have no idea why however, because I find them to be a rather hot couple.

Also, Kabuto is always seme, and Sasuke is the poor soul who is unfortunate enough to be the uke. I think Sasuke is a better uke then most anyways, so I'm not complaining.

-"Now, Sasuke. Stay still, this will only hurt for a second." Kabuto purred, gently running his long fingers over the raven's deep side wounds. Sasuke let out a quick yelp of pain, before hesitantly settling on the table.

A smirk spread onto the silvered-haired man's face after noticing the desperation in Sasuke's eyes. It was funny, seeing the stoic boy force a straight face under so much distress, and Kabuto couldn't help but chuckle softly.-

- Excerpt from "Lost in the Moon's Trill", by me, under my alias.

Random fangirl- "Kyaa!! It's a KabuSasu doujin! OMG!!" That is how the word should be used in the form of a noun.

by Fragmented-Memory August 6, 2008