jumblefuck

A confusing situation or insane few seconds; A moment that doesn't seem like it could actually happen; A person that has absolutely no idea what they are doing

1. Last night was a total jumblefuck. No one knew where to go
2. Did that actually just happen? What a jumblefuck.
3. Wow. She is a total jumblefuck. She doesn't have a clue what she's saying.

by idontwanttosaymyname! June 21, 2009

fumblefucked

1. The act of a football video game deliberately cheating by having your team fumble the ball at a critical point or at the moment you are about to break a record.

"Remember when Michael was just about to break the all time record of rushing yards in a game when the game fumblefucked him."

"Just when I was taking the ball in from the 1-yard line to win the National Championship, the computer fumblefucked me."

by Todd and Michael December 12, 2008

Jumble Fucked

The aftermath of the OCD house cleaner.

'Where the hell did she put the damn sink strainer....shit, there it is. How jumble fucked is this?

by Lucille, Queen of the ratchet September 11, 2022

fumblefucked

1. The act of a football video game deliberately cheating by having your team fumble the ball at a critical point or at the moment you are about to break a record.

"Remember when Michael was just about to break the all time record of rushing yards in a game when the game fumblefucked him."

"Just when I was taking the ball in from the 1-yard line to win the National Championship, the computer fumblefucked me."

by Todd and Michael December 9, 2008

jumbledyfucked

When things are mixed up and messed up to the point that it's impossible to know what exactly happened, why and when.

After last night's drinking expedition, my memory of the events was all jumbledyfucked.

by Honeybadgerwrath September 24, 2011

Bumblefucked

To be screwed over multiple times in quick succession

I keep getting absolutely bumblefucked in call of duty right now

by Dakodcassidy March 6, 2022