juice bag

a more politically correct term for a douche bag

Dude that guy is shuch a juice bag

by yem November 09, 2005

juice bag

A person who has drank themselves beyond being shitfaced.
A person who is "juiced" is a juice bag.
Juice bags have nothing to do with steroids, those are juice monkeys, get your shit straight.

"Stop humping that fuckin turtle you juice bag!"

by cheeks87 March 28, 2007

juice bag

any blatantly obvious steriod user.

the jersey shore is ull of juicebags.

by cm October 21, 2004

juice bag

a douche bag with a juice box

what up juice bag

by Kadence W February 23, 2010

juice bag

well
i call a juice bag
a condom

eeeew gross
a wet juice bag right here on the side of the road
OH GOD DID THAT RABBIT JUST EAT IT
oh no the rabbits choking it
dude give that rabbit the heimlick
now way
you give it the heimlick

by t-radical squared May 11, 2005

juice bag

Employée at Joe & The Juice (m). Not in the slightest interested in service, but more concerned with lazily hanging around, sporting the thinnest of mustaches, wearing hats indoors, and burning bread.

Derives from the word 'Douchebag'

"Wow. As though the smell of burned bread from Joe & The Juice isn't enough, the juice bag behind the counter tried to hit on me."

by DK-slang November 14, 2017

Juice bag

the fat flap that hangs over a man/womans genital area. Similar to a big bag of juice!! Under the belly button, over the junk/box. These people probally have not seen thier genitals in quite some time.

I had to lift her juice bag to find her puss./ I bet he cant see his dick under his juice bag.

by Sublimegrl82 August 02, 2008