Jonne

Danish slang for a mystical person, who might seem like an npc at first, but still has some human features including talking.

Jarlborg: Omg have you seen johan he is such a jonne!
Bjørnborg: Yes i totally agree.

Mom: Who were those people?
Jarlborg: Oh it was just some jonner.

by JohanJohansen January 09, 2023

Jonne Aaron

Fronts the Finnish band Negative.
Angelic, beautiful...he will crush your soul.

Any man who used to work in a Kindergarten by day and perform with his band at night deserves fame! Jonne Aaron = an amazing human being.

by Negativity March 10, 2006

Jonne Aaron

The frontman of a Finnish love rock band Negative.

Love is right now
so don't close your heart
I've been waiting
all my life
for this moment of our love
with you

by zithie October 02, 2004

Jonn

Someone who enjoys shooting brussel sprouts out of their ass into their old lady’s mouth. Also known as a vegetable cannon.

Jonn enjoys shooting his cannon

by Edgekingg1 February 19, 2024

Jonn

Jonn
He will beat you up and slap your ass

After a take down I pulled a Jonn

by Flankerflux August 10, 2023

Jonne

Jonne is a kind person but she will always keep you waiting when she promisses she'll come back.

When Jonne says "wait a sec", she means "i'll come back in three hours".

by Jdbv September 03, 2018

Jonne

A Jonne is a person that always keeps you waiting. Very annoying :O

When a Jonne says "wait a sec", she means "wait three hours".

by Jdbv September 03, 2018