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Jonathan Davis

lyricist and singer for the band korn. writes about himself and his pain a lot.. likes to rhyme pain with shame, blame, fame, insane and lame...rhymes hate with, rape. has to be the greatest lyricist to have ever lived. nick cave would be committing suicide if he heard about jonathans paaaain.
jonathan davis - i feel so much pain, blame and shame im going to go insane, its you i hate cos its me you raped
by regrijhijhre August 16, 2010
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Jonathan-David

A sexual act involving highly dextrous activity.
A woman who always talked openly about her promiscuity was approached by an old friend one day. The friend inquired as to what her ideal sexual encounter is. Upon answering with simply "A Jonathan-David," the friend asked her to elaborate. So she says in response, "If I'm not tied down, being choked, having my hair pulled, bent over, leg over one shoulder, with a little toe in my asshole, it's not a Jonathan-David night!"
by TheOriginalJ-D January 22, 2013
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Jonathan David

A boy who's hopelessly in love with a girl who's in love with someone else. Firs appeared in the eponymous Belle & Sebastian song. Along the same lines as calling someone a "Lord Anthony."
Look at that poor Jonathan David. He has no idea she's not into him.
by Jorlamer655 October 9, 2010
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Jonathan Divers

Also Known as pills, jonathan divers is a man with the biggest gyat in bgs
by Haywardlover101 August 23, 2023
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Jonathan Dayton High School

This high school is located in Springfield, New Jersey. It is grades 9-12. This school is the worst of all. The people are stuck up and the town is shit. No one ever moves to springfield, they just grow up here and stay here for the rest of their lives. If you have a choice don't attend this school. Especially if you are considering graduating high school.
I dropped out of high school in the middle of 10th grade because I attended Jonathan Dayton High School.
by …… March 1, 2015
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Jonathan Day

A guy that will knock on your door and not run only to stand there and make the situation a little bit more uncomfortable.
Jonathan also likes to drink beer and go missing on the beach.
It’s all fun and games until Jonathan Day goes missing
by PantyDroppinGT June 19, 2018
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Jonathan Dillon

A very handsome man that is very talented amd creative. He has gorgeous eyes usually hazel and/or green, thick dirty blond(e) hair, black or brown eyebrows and other amazing body features. He is some what tall, usually taller than most guys and girls but definitely makes you feel safe when around him. He cares about everyone no matter how annoying or ignorant you may be and will always try to help you, just ask. Though he may be mean sometimes he always feels deep inside wrong and usually apologizes and if not he knows that the person he hurt will feel bad hurting him. Jonathan Dillon can be lazy, but very hard working at times, he is great at being sarcastic, quiet at times and very athletic. He likes to play video games and work on computers, he is wonderful at making music, helping others and healing people. This wonderful man can do a lot of things because of how smart and creative he is... Just think about him if you know him and think about all the good times you've had with him even if they turned out bad.
by The hand down from God May 14, 2018
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