joonk

when you want to do something but can't

I'm joonking to go to the toilet, but we're in the middle of a desert.

by Damasher October 22, 2006

joonky

when you don't want to do something but someone forces you to.

Teacher: Go and print me these papers
Student: Please don't make me
Teacher: Go now!!!
Student: This is pure joonky

He joonky'd me into going there

by Damasher October 22, 2006

jolink

fucked in the head, a derogatory term used to insult ones intelligence

Don't be such a fucking jolink you dumb ass

by dkleind94 September 16, 2013

Jolockona

The feeling shared between two people who both want something to but neither want to initiate it, wether it be a conversation, a romance, or a business proposal. It it a versatile word. It is named for the ship, between literary figure Sherlock Holmes and his companion John Watson. It can also be used as an adjective in the form "jolockonic"

The two were traped in a case of jolockona, both wanting to be something more than friends, but both to afraid to initiate it

by The spicy shipper June 19, 2017

Jolokreaper

It is the Wordmix of Buth Jolokia and Caroliner Reaper witch are the world hottest Chillies.

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by Jolokreaper July 11, 2017

Jolokian tubes

Its a form of birth control to which you jam a bunch of jolikia ghost peppers up into some chicks uturus To burn out any kids you left behind. If this is done to a casual sexual partner and you cut off contact after said joloking you are said to have “Jolikia ghost peckered” her.

Tiffany kept getting knocked up so I hit her with the ole Jolokian tubes and ghost peckered her.

by TheeWaterboy September 28, 2020

jolokia

Jolokia is also known as ghost chilli.
It is the worlds hottest chilli

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by Froggy💔🐸 July 11, 2021