When a female gives a male the equivalent of a Roman Soldier using a Strap-On Dildo and surprising him with it in the middle of the night.
You should have seen the expression on my husband's face when I gave him that Joan of Arc! He almost started running assholes to elbows!!!
by NLK October 27, 2006
by Pimp T-Dawg October 09, 2003
When a female gives a male the equivalent of a Roman Soldier using a Strap-On Dildo and surprising him with it in the middle of the night.
You should have seen the expression on my husband's face when I gave him that Joan of Arc! He almost started running assholes to elbows!!!
by NoLKo October 28, 2006
A rundown church that is somehow managed to be called a school even though it’s closer to a prison. In library class, yes I said class, we taste books. In gym we gym we get beat up by squishy mushrooms. And we wear potato sacks as “uniforms”. I didn’t even mention that the middle schoolers are kept in the basement, the “guidance counselor” is in a van, and instead of having an auditorium there is a stage in the cafeteria.
St Joan of Arc School is literally hell, I swear to god if u don’t believe me just take a second just a second in that place.
by Uhhhhhokthen March 12, 2019
Just your average shitty school that wants us to fail our GCSEs because of their untrained teachers. Not to mention they want all the girls to look like nuns and the boys to look like priests. You may find a tiny lady with a lesbian haircut who goes around acting like she runs the school with her purple cards. One phrase you may hear alot "tie your hair up" or even "roll that skirt down." You may find that causal bald gay music teacher who also thinks he runs the school, lowkey looks like he has scoliosis. He doesn't like it when you speak and may come across the occasional voice crack when shouting at us. Finally the bald geography teacher who doesn't really teach but stands at the canteen door shouting at everyone to unzip their jackets or you have to carry them. Also we have gone from baskets to trays and our school is completely broke.
by HeadsOrTails January 29, 2020