Often confused with a guru, this man is sometimes falsely worshipped. Some may confuse his religious orientation with judaism, but if you look closely, you will see he is certainly not. He is just a man, searching for something more, both for himself and for humanity. It would be in all our best interests if he found it.
NVCgirl: Jiva was so inspiring today.
Colin: Bullshit! He just wants to get in your pants, but I still think you should let him.
Colin: Bullshit! He just wants to get in your pants, but I still think you should let him.
by Smeather December 9, 2008
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you're so retarded, jikaka
by kunam420 September 21, 2020
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One day in school ivan goes up to joyce and says "hey, i love you wanna go on a date" joyce responds "yes ofc!" and then after school they go to a park and eat snacks w each other. Joyce drops her food and starts to be sad but ivan goes and hugs her tight and wipes her tears until they look at eachother in the goldenhour light and kiss for 7 minutes catching each others breath while they stare at eachother lovingly. by the end of the date ivan walks joyce home and it starts to rain, joyce doesnt have a jacket so she shivers and ivan gives her his jacket and then he piggy backs her on his back all the way to her house and before he leaves she says "wait!" and then she runs back and kisses him for another 4 minutes
One day in school ivan goes up to joyce and says "hey, i love you wanna go on a date" joyce responds "yes ofc!" and then after school they go to a park and eat snacks w each other. Joyce drops her food and starts to be sad but ivan goes and hugs her tight and wipes her tears until they look at eachother in the goldenhour light and kiss for 7 minutes catching each others breath while they stare at eachother lovingly. by the end of the date ivan walks joyce home and it starts to rain, joyce doesnt have a jacket so she shivers and ivan gives her his jacket and then he piggy backs her on his back all the way to her house and before he leaves she says "wait!" and then she runs back and kisses him for another 4 minutes
Person 1: "OMG I SHIP JIVAN SO MUCH!!!!!"
Person 2: "OMG me too, like I ship them so much they are meant to be \"
Jivan: "I disagree but you know, I guess"
*person 1 & person 2 squeal*
Person 2: "OMG me too, like I ship them so much they are meant to be \"
Jivan: "I disagree but you know, I guess"
*person 1 & person 2 squeal*
by luxenburger May 31, 2023
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And very respectful and knows how to use his money jivano is an awesome friend as well he knows everyone.
And very respectful and knows how to use his money jivano is an awesome friend as well he knows everyone.
by Jivano April 7, 2017
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Did you see when (name) did the jovak point when they were talking about alligator soup? It gave me big Alabama vibes.
by b00tyass June 22, 2021
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