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Jew Jitsu

I beat that boys ass!

Yeah, but now he's gonna throw some Jew Jitsu on you!
by Mike Comanche March 4, 2009
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jitunu

A one extremly cool person, often used as an extremely high compliment
You are a VERY jitunu.
by John Doeb September 12, 2004
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Jew-Jitsu

Ancient martial art Created by Mortichai Weinstein in the ages of Jesus. Ninjews practice this to this day, which is an art form of Grace, coveting, and throwing Ninja Stars-of-David
Man, that Ninjew really kicked their asses. He must study onder the Hebrew Guru.
by The BIG Nasty March 11, 2005
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jitspoe

Jitspoe: Mid 20's-30's male whos spends most of his time playing games on the computer but when seen in public 9 out of 10 times gets mistaken for Jesus.
by Titus Balsac May 9, 2007
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jinusean

Rap duo comprised of two of Korea's premier rappers, Jinu and Sean. They've released four albums and have collaborated with many of the most popular artists in South Korea today. They are part of YG Family and are consequently published by YG Entertainment.
Jinusean are the best Korean rappers today, in my opinion.
by Jimmy Hapa August 14, 2005
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Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu

Brazilian jiu-jitsu (BJJ) is a martial art focusing largely on grappling and ground fighting. It utilizes natural body leverage and proper technique to obtain dominant control on the ground and, as a result, provides greater position for striking or submission holds. BJJ has been proven, when used properly, to be an effective method for dealing with bigger and stronger opponents and has become increasingly popular due in part to its great success in the Ultimate Fighting Championship. It can be trained for self defense, sport grappling (gi and no-gi) and mixed martial arts competition and has found its way into the training regiment of nearly every successful martial artist worldwide.
Translated as “the gentle art,” Brazilian jiu-jitsu focuses on using strength and technique in the most efficient way possible to control and overcome opponents of greater size, strength and aggression. With its roots in the Japanese jiu-jitsu of the late 19th and early 20th centuries, the art found its way to Brazil in 1910, when Mitsuyo Maeda, a Japanese jiu-jitsu and judo expert, emigrated to the country. There he became friends with Gastao Gracie, an influential businessman who helped Maeda get established. In return, Maeda taught jiu-jitsu to Gracie’s sons, who became very proficient in the art, eventually passing on Maeda’s teaching in their own schools. The many additions, modifications, and refinements to the art made by the Gracie family were tested against other styles with great success, propelling Gracie jiu-jitsu into the martial arts world and creating a tradition that lives on today. Matt and Nick Serra are the first American black belts under Renzo Gracie, a senior member of the Gracie family world-renowned for his accomplishments in Brazilian jiu-jitsu and MMA. Matt and Nick are proud to carry on the Gracie tradition, sharing their expertise and leadership, as well as their own experiences in jiu-jitsu and mixed martial arts, with their students today.
by Dancing with Fire February 20, 2011
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Jew Jitsu

When a Jewish person performs martial arts.
Mark: Hey wanna learn how to box with me?
Harry: No, I only practice Jew Jitsu
by lockenload23 March 11, 2017
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