jilly
A dumbass nigga who can’t speak correctly with nasty hair and likes ugly bitches
He also thinks he is bettter than everyone
He also thinks he is bettter than everyone
jilly by Its True its damm true May 6, 2019
Related Words
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Jilly
A Jilly is an ancient creature that eats your soul, Grinds it up with its false fangs then spits it back in your face.
When a Jilly approaches you after stuffing it's stench trench with a cocksandwich Turn your head away from it and stay silent until it leaves. If by chance it try's to communicate with you simply nod while your back is facing it and pray the creature moves on to ruin another poor soul. or alternatively feed it bread and hope it dies as it is intolerant to gluten.
A Jilly is easily recognized by its strange appearance:
- Fake bleach blonde hair protruding through its skull ( which over time recedes to reveal an aged scaly scalp ) which is tied back with a cheap pink hair-tie to apply a stretched botox like pull on its face.
- Cheap reject shop hot pink lipstick & "Hooker Blue" Eye shadow applied under the ridge of its brow to create a " work'n da street " look.
- It has silicone implants in its chest which are ever so perky despite the fact the creature looks at least 80+. chest itself appears to be sagging and wrinkled
- It's hands are withered and tan marks appear around the fingers from the previous marriages it has had but inevitably sucked its partner dry of any life and money,
- It has a very strange dress sense often matching its fake fur coat with a florescent blue dress which ends just below its meat curtains revealing it's thin distressed legs from large amounts of friction enforced upon them leaving them some-what eroded
When a Jilly approaches you after stuffing it's stench trench with a cocksandwich Turn your head away from it and stay silent until it leaves. If by chance it try's to communicate with you simply nod while your back is facing it and pray the creature moves on to ruin another poor soul. or alternatively feed it bread and hope it dies as it is intolerant to gluten.
A Jilly is easily recognized by its strange appearance:
- Fake bleach blonde hair protruding through its skull ( which over time recedes to reveal an aged scaly scalp ) which is tied back with a cheap pink hair-tie to apply a stretched botox like pull on its face.
- Cheap reject shop hot pink lipstick & "Hooker Blue" Eye shadow applied under the ridge of its brow to create a " work'n da street " look.
- It has silicone implants in its chest which are ever so perky despite the fact the creature looks at least 80+. chest itself appears to be sagging and wrinkled
- It's hands are withered and tan marks appear around the fingers from the previous marriages it has had but inevitably sucked its partner dry of any life and money,
- It has a very strange dress sense often matching its fake fur coat with a florescent blue dress which ends just below its meat curtains revealing it's thin distressed legs from large amounts of friction enforced upon them leaving them some-what eroded
Person 1: Omg guess what happened to me today!!
Person 2: What!?
Person 1: Jilly was complaining about having period pains ( obviously to imply that it is young enough to still have them ) and i threw up all over myself.
Person 2: WOW it's more putrid than i thought.
Person 1: Why is that guy with that jilly?
Person 2: must be that merhag mind control but dw, We will just put her in the hole
Person 2: What!?
Person 1: Jilly was complaining about having period pains ( obviously to imply that it is young enough to still have them ) and i threw up all over myself.
Person 2: WOW it's more putrid than i thought.
Person 1: Why is that guy with that jilly?
Person 2: must be that merhag mind control but dw, We will just put her in the hole
Jilly by gofuckyourselfyouoldcunt April 19, 2012
Jilly
I jilly about hot guys.
Jilly
Jilly by Buddy Jack January 30, 2008
Jilly
A Jilly is another Spoonerism.
When you wear pants that are a size or two bigger than yours, you tighten your belt and it makes a bump on the jeans in the crotch area, looking like you've got a Jean Willy, or a Jean Boner...
Can be kind of embarrassing too...
When you wear pants that are a size or two bigger than yours, you tighten your belt and it makes a bump on the jeans in the crotch area, looking like you've got a Jean Willy, or a Jean Boner...
Can be kind of embarrassing too...
Mike: Ay man, check it out, she just smsed me. haha Hells yeah
Tom: Dude, why do you have a boner? haha!
Mike: No man, that's my Jilly... So irritating! Arg!
Tom: Dude, why do you have a boner? haha!
Mike: No man, that's my Jilly... So irritating! Arg!
Jilly by K1ngJulian December 10, 2010
Jilly
A butch persoon who "*man-handles" people and sometimes accidentally chokes people with their butch self. A jilly is unaware of how she is choking people and others are annoyed at this.
*man-handle - to roughly touch someone like a guy would to one of his friends
*man-handle - to roughly touch someone like a guy would to one of his friends
Guy 1: Yo dude, look at that jilly man-handling that girl.
Guy 2: Wow... pretty rough. Is that jilly choking that girl?
Guy 1: Yeah, a think so.
Guy 2: Wow... pretty rough. Is that jilly choking that girl?
Guy 1: Yeah, a think so.
Jilly by buttersman April 13, 2008