Jexiino

The Perfectionist.

Jexiino

by Aurimas64 December 19, 2021

Jexting

Messaging someone while masturbating; jacking off. If you ever do this, you are actually weird.

"Ohh, dude im jexting rn."
"Dude, what the fuck."

by Indue May 5, 2022

Carl The Jexican

A Jewish Mexican from Arizona. A variety streamer on twitch and has mild autism, depression, diabetes and anxiety as well as and 9 toes from his amputation. Tries his best to make you smile or laugh every time he's live. Nicknamed Good Guy Alpha Male True Jexican Hentai Loving Swole boi Carl.

That Carl The Jexican is a great guy (:

by Kazarny February 27, 2020

jexican cupcake facial

A person sits on their shoulders, ass up in the air, then place the said hostess cupcake (creme filled preferrably) onto their anus, and at this point you have 3 options. Affluent persons that can afford a fly swatter are to smite it upon the cupcake until its contents are inside of the anus, or, they can smack it with their hand if no such flyswatter is to be had. If you're good at this technique, you can achieve maximum skill if when you strike the cupcake, only its creme filled contents enter the rectum but not the bread and you hear a "pop" sound. Next, apply a dildo/vibrator/penis, spear it through, f to taste, then deep throat it until the cake remnants at the base reach their face. Conclude with a facial blast followed with a violent face rubbing for maximal pleasure. Stacking of cupcakes, sombrero, pancho, Yarmulke are optional.

"When he fell face first on the sidewalk, his friend screamed "Your face looks like a Jexican Cupcake Facial!"

by lidmaster27 July 23, 2007

Jexin'

To hangout/chill with your squad/close friends

Mikey and Lauren are always Jexin'

by Polo' September 24, 2014

Jexi

To return attention to ones self by thinking up a problem/illness/whatever else to essentially one up your friend who may have just explained a problem they are having. It's extremely piss irritating attention seeking behaviour. You then text another friend to let them know that person is pulling a jexi (include lots of eye rolling emojis)

Friend 1: 'Dude I have a splinter'
Friend 2:'Yeah but I have a cut and I'm pretty sure my arm is gonna fall off'

Friend 1 text to a different friend: 'Mate she totally pulled a jexi and there's nothing wrong with her'

by Giraffe_1993 June 13, 2016

Jexing

Joking. From root word 'jexa'.

Yo blood, yu jexin' wit me?

by Batman March 30, 2005