Jewneral

Not having or not wanting to spend money on someones funeral so you bury them on your own.

No im just gonna do a jewneral in the yard

by YeahBuddy3838383 December 8, 2010

Jewer

1. An individual who's behavior can only qualify as excessively desirous of wealth, profit, etc. to the detriment of other individuals around them.

Originated in Berkeley, .CA 2017

Person 1: Has Carter paid you for last night's drinks?

Person 2: Of course not. He's a fucking Jewer!

by TheDeekyBlinders January 3, 2018

Jewneric

A jewish person who is indiscernible from any other jew making it impossible to be sure if you have met and\or slept with them before.

Person 1: Oh what does she look like
Person 2: She's pretty jewneric; longish brown curly hair, brown eyes, kinda short, kinda pale, listens to dispatch

by ray ray's house of fun May 2, 2010

Jewery

Jewish behavior

Gamestop only wanting to give me $15 for all those games was pure jewery.

by Hi-Hat January 1, 2011

Jewbert

A person named Robert who is a Jew who shows a lot of Jewish stereo types (cheap or greedy, Butt of a lot of jokes between friends).

boy1: hey what's Jewbert doing 2nyte???
boy2: i don't know Jewbert is probly hanging out with some Skeezers!!!

by T-Hug January 14, 2013

jewter

A Jew who is riding a scooter

Look at that damn Jewter.

by PurpleCobra February 14, 2019

Jesper

Jesper is a name carried by the biggest and strongest guy in the universe. His muscles are so big that he can't even walk through a door. Jespers are the smartest people on the planet, Albert Einsteins full name was actually Albert Jesper Einstein. The massive penises possessed by Jespers put fear into his mates and love into the girls. A normal Jesper usually has 10 girlfriends.

Damn is your name Jesper? Because those are the biggest muscles I have ever seen.

by taibwo921 December 12, 2016