jew-gold

A pouch of gold held by all jews around their neck. This bag is concealed and hidden from non-heebs. When attempting to steal the Jew's gold beward of their bag of fake jew-gold also held to trick the unsuspecting. Jews are very greedy and very crafty.

I tried to get Zonkas jew-gold the other day and all i got was this bag of dredles. That jew and his money.

by Marty Schottenheimer July 25, 2008

jewgolo

A male prostitute with special features. These men are always circumcised and often overcharge. Common features include curled locks, large noses and ears as well as propensity for mathematics.

This jewgolo told me it would cost $20 dollars, but I ended up paying $55. It almost felt like I was the one who got fucked in the ass.

by Bongman7 December 1, 2006

jew gold

Money a person thought to be void of any wealth leaves to various beneficiaries. Often hoarded and hidden for a lifetime, even from close family members.

Jim:"Grandma Mildred left me $30,000!"
Jedediah:"I thought she was poor, she did live in a box after all."
Jim:"She had jew gold apparently..."

by IamScotticus March 1, 2010

jew gold

A bag of gold worn around the neck by a Jew, but only in the South Park universe. Does not actually exist in the real world.

Cartman: Hand over the Jew gold.
Kyle: What gold?
Cartman: All Jews carry gold in a little bag around their necks, hand it over.
Kyle: Jews do not carry gold in a little bag around their necks Cartman.

by Igloo June 27, 2008