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jewelyna

A great girl. Shes smart and funny creative and just all around amazing. Looks that could kill like a nuclear bomb. Every guy wants her but she aint give them nothin, just looking for a guy to love her right. She is inexperienced in life but wants to learn. Shes all about the fun and can bring life to any conversation or situation. If you know her count yourself lucky and if she loves you your truly blessed.
I once knew a girl named jewelyna, man she was amazing wonder if shes thinkin bout me
by tankdank November 15, 2012
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The Gens School Of Jewelinary Arts

One of the most prestigous colleges in the US. It is also known for having one of the most expensive application fees: $600. This school is primarily known to accept about 2-3 students who are highly qualified in the art of Jewels. Once done with their schooling, they all become jewelers.
"Oh man! I just got accepted to the Gens School Of Jewelinary Arts!"

"Jerks! I didn't get into The Gens School Of Jewelinary Arts! Guess I'll just go to Hampshire!"

"Eff, I can't pay for the effin application fee to The Gens School Of Jewelinary Arts"

"I died at The Gens School Of Jewelinary Arts"

"Let's GO!....The Gens School Of Jewelinary Arts"

"Would you like to go to a pants party at The Gens School Of Jewelinary Arts?"
by gens February 2, 2005
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Jewelina

Jewelina - (Gee-Willy-NAH):
1.A Micro-Micropenis. The term used for a micropenis measuring the smallest in comparison to all other micropenises.

2.Any fully erect micropenis that measures in under Two Inches.

Origin:
Jewe: Latin word for “Micropenis” +

Lina: Greek word “Extremely Small” or “The Smallest Ever”
“I always knew Josh’s micropenis was a little bit on the smaller end of the spectrum. Even when Guinness announced their search for the Ultimate Jewelina, I never would have Imagined the greatest, sexiest, and tiniest little dick on the planet was just underneath the front of Josh’s completely flattened panties!”
by JewelinaJewelz June 15, 2021
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