Jerkoff

This person can be a jerk but you still love them but they still are a pain in the ass

Your a Jerkoff

by J U S T O N July 15, 2019

jerkoff

someone whom everyone hates in a store

that jerkoff

by vomitsonu February 3, 2010

Jerkoff

The opposite of what you would like to jerk off too

Dude that girl is such a jerkoff

by Ramos Wamelernota May 19, 2021

jerkoff

A person who just won't shut up about themselves and their achievements, looks etc. or the people who write the name descriptions.

(otherwise known as egomaniac)

jerry: And there was this other time where I went to a party an-

Austin: How about you shut the fuck up, jerkoff?

by jorgman June 6, 2022

Jerkoff Elbow

A tennis elbow type condition caused by excessive, frantic masturbation while viewing porn or frantic, fast masturbation caused by lack of privacy (in dorm room, in men's room at work, etc). Once the condition sets in on one arm, the jerker often switches to the other, to rest the arm which is suffering.

The porn jerker thought that the ice pack might ease his jerkoff elbow pain.

by sarasplayroom.com July 21, 2009

jerkoff monkey

Someone who is constantly used by others. Basically a tool of the lowest form.

"Come here you jerkoff monkey, shine these shoes for me!"

by A great person with a big load April 7, 2008

jerkoff-mobile

A very complex machine utilizing a combination of torsional motion and varying stresses and strains, implemented by a complex system of pulleys and hydraulic levers. The system, operating at an astronomical 72% efficiency, is perfect for thermodynamic calculations, maximizing the output of the internal combustion engine, cooking eggs, and jerking off chodes.

Dude1) "Did you finish calibrating the hydrolic pressure meter on the jerkoff-mobile?"

Dude2) "No, but I busted a giant load..."

by Brooks Brothers February 2, 2007