A person who just won't shut up about themselves and their achievements, looks etc. or the people who write the name descriptions.

(otherwise known as egomaniac)

jerry: And there was this other time where I went to a party an-

Austin: How about you shut the fuck up, jerkoff?

jerkoff by jorgman June 6, 2022

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Jerkoff Elbow

A tennis elbow type condition caused by excessive, frantic masturbation while viewing porn or frantic, fast masturbation caused by lack of privacy (in dorm room, in men's room at work, etc). Once the condition sets in on one arm, the jerker often switches to the other, to rest the arm which is suffering.

The porn jerker thought that the ice pack might ease his jerkoff elbow pain.

Jerkoff Elbow by sarasplayroom.com July 21, 2009

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jerkoff monkey

Someone who is constantly used by others. Basically a tool of the lowest form.

"Come here you jerkoff monkey, shine these shoes for me!"

jerkoff monkey by A great person with a big load April 7, 2008

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jerkoff-mobile

A very complex machine utilizing a combination of torsional motion and varying stresses and strains, implemented by a complex system of pulleys and hydraulic levers. The system, operating at an astronomical 72% efficiency, is perfect for thermodynamic calculations, maximizing the output of the internal combustion engine, cooking eggs, and jerking off chodes.

Dude1) "Did you finish calibrating the hydrolic pressure meter on the jerkoff-mobile?"

Dude2) "No, but I busted a giant load..."

jerkoff-mobile by Brooks Brothers February 2, 2007

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