jellysexual

pedophilia towards one person who makes painfully unfunny content

"John, I think I might be jellysexual"
"So you're a pedophile?"

by Heelpiwquin May 2, 2022

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The Jellystone Buyback

When you go fix or repair an appliance but break it and then sell them a new one.

"Hey Bob, how did you sell the last washing machine", "yeah, I went in and did The Jellystone Buyback"

by Ponyboy138 July 23, 2021

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Jellystoned

The act of getting high usually off marijuana in a National Park.

We got jellystoned in Arches National Park and sat under an arch for 3 hours.

by uncle fish November 10, 2007

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Jellystoned

The act of getting high usually off marijuana in a National Park.

We got jellystoned in Arches National Park and sat under an arch for 3 hours.

by uncle fish July 20, 2008

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A blotch of menstrual blood, which has either breached the vaginal wall, or penetrated beyond the tamponial dam. The blotch of menstual blood will then be a permiating stain upon the pantaloons. The jellystain may be odorous, and or damp, be weary of these cautions.

"Woah, you see that jellystain?"
"She walked up and all I smelt was the jellystain!"
"She was dancing all up on me, buttering my thigh with her jellystain!"
"I knew she had lost it all, when the jellystain erupted forth from her pantaloons, oh the stench."
"Im so thirsty man, I'd milk a jellystain."
"She was so nasty, her downstairs was littered with peanut butter and jellystain."

by Nicholas.Ridiculous March 11, 2010

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