logical and intuitive; a totality of soulful metaphors and paradoxes; an old soul; an ocean personified; the petrichor; a company in libraries, gardens, and seas.
Jeneva is a full-blown experience.
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Person A: Dude, did you see Kevin bought himself a brand new bike?
Person B: Yeah, I saw him and some other dude today riding it while walking to school and became a JeHOEvah's Witness.
Person B: Yeah, I saw him and some other dude today riding it while walking to school and became a JeHOEvah's Witness.
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jenevafletcher a bad bitch who is lowkey a giant but is the hottest giant bitch ever. a literal legend.
person 1: “yo jeneva do be lookin kinda secy to day”
person 2: “ayo u talkin bout jenevafletcher”
person 1: “ye ofc😳”
person 2: “ayo u talkin bout jenevafletcher”
person 1: “ye ofc😳”
by cockbender6829 March 27, 2021
Get the jenevafletcher mug.This is my name for the notorious "Final Fantasy House's" "mini-cult." It's a joke on the owners, claiming to be reincarnated Final Fantasy 7 Characters, such as "Jenova," and "Sephiroth." It's also a joke on Jehovas' Witnesses.
I have met some people, who claim to be from the Jenova's Witnesses, and claim Jenova saved them! They reject Jenova's appearance in Final Fantasy 7, being called "The Calamity," and instead calls it a blessing!
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Get the jeneva mug.A rare, underground-dwelling people believed to have originated after the legendary Jenovah Convention of 1934. Of the 3,500 attendees, 890 were known as the Sons of Jenovah, eyewitnesses to the miracles performed by Jenovah himself. Consumed by jealousy, they turned on their Father and slaughtered him.
In a brutal battle within the convention hall, the remaining 2,610 attendees rose up and defeated the Sons of Jenovah. Only 16 survivors emerged from the bloodshed. These survivors swore an oath of secrecy, vowing to live hidden underground and to abduct any surface-dwellers who dared speak of Jenovah again.
These Jenovah’s Witnesses have an unusually long lifespan of 320 years. Over generations, they split into 8 distinct clans, each with its own surname and customs. Due to centuries spent underground in isolation, their appearance has become... unsettling. Distorted by time, darkness, and perhaps guilt, they are widely considered to be shockingly hideous—described in some accounts as “fugly beyond mortal comprehension.”
Today, they remain a mysterious and feared presence, their story passed down in whispers, warnings, and the occasional missing-persons report.
In a brutal battle within the convention hall, the remaining 2,610 attendees rose up and defeated the Sons of Jenovah. Only 16 survivors emerged from the bloodshed. These survivors swore an oath of secrecy, vowing to live hidden underground and to abduct any surface-dwellers who dared speak of Jenovah again.
These Jenovah’s Witnesses have an unusually long lifespan of 320 years. Over generations, they split into 8 distinct clans, each with its own surname and customs. Due to centuries spent underground in isolation, their appearance has become... unsettling. Distorted by time, darkness, and perhaps guilt, they are widely considered to be shockingly hideous—described in some accounts as “fugly beyond mortal comprehension.”
Today, they remain a mysterious and feared presence, their story passed down in whispers, warnings, and the occasional missing-persons report.
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