jazz handed

It's when you're getting completely fisted (by a colleague, your boss, the man, etc) with the added value of them opening their hand completely and giving it a shimmy shake.

I'm grossly underpaid at work. I'm getting royally jazz handed.

by twisted spinach June 24, 2010

jazz hands

Ejaculating into your hand after realizing you have no toilet paper.

"oh dear, no toilet paper......urgh, jazz hands it is then"

by richyrichyrichyrichy April 12, 2007

Jazz Handed

the delicate art of stuffing ones thumbs in a ladys arse, and spreading the fingers out in a joyfull circular bliss around her buttocks, whilst in the act of doggy style.....

Nick: Is lisa allright? She seems to be walking a bit funny today......

Joe: she got jazz handed last night

Nick: MOMMY BOYYYY!!!!

by playfulgorilla May 13, 2009

Jazz hand

When one snaps their fingers and states "jazz hands" in order to let anther friend know they farted in public, without anyone one else knowing.

(Farts) "Jazz hands"

by Tangerine14 June 27, 2014

jazz hands

A dance move, charecterized by middle aged gay men yelling at you in sequence or acompanied by upbeat show music. To execute this move, you must extend all muscles of the hand until your hand is red, shaking and it hurts. Jazz hands are highly annoying, but effective to impress judges at dance competition.

Dance Teach- Give me jazz hands! I wanna see them red and shakey
Dancer- Are these jazz hands?
DT- (Bends the students hand backwards til it breaks) No! These are Jazz hands, and they are gold!

by atothemotherfrickinc September 28, 2006

Jazz hands!

When fisting your partner open your hand up inside as much as possible and twist it as fast as you can causing exstreem pleasure.

'darling do Jazz hands! again'
'oww OHH GOD AHHHHHH!!!!!!'

by a.v.z.u.i.s March 2, 2009

Jazz Hands bro

The act of sarcastically doing jazz hands to show your lack of excitement about something. Usually used when someone is trying to show off about something that really isn't that sweet.

Guy 1: I made out with a Brazilian girl on the dance floor last night
Guy 2: waving jazz hands That's sick bro

Guy 1: I just got a brand new pair of New Balances!
Guy 2: Jazz hands bro

by MattyMids July 24, 2012