jahonking

SUPER huge, ginormous

did you see that girl's rack? holy jahonking boobs, batman!

by Julie Renn December 11, 2009

Jasoning Yourself

"Jasoning Yourself" is when you have an idea on how to improve something or a process and you make a suggestion to a group of people. Then, because of your suggestion, you're asked to do the thing you suggested.

"Bob, I think while on the trip we should go float the river." "Jack, that's a great idea! Why don't you look into setting that up. Thanks for Jasoning yourself!"

by kramer1354 April 26, 2021

Janking off

When you have nothing else to do so you decide to go watch SMU basketball coached by Tim Jankovich.

Yo what’s Billy up to?

Oh nothings going on tonight so I think he’s janking off

by Ron McDon February 28, 2019

Janking Off

To Jank Off is to Beat Off. The art of masturbation. Jank Off is a funny, happy, and slightly less filthy way of describing masturbation.

I went home, had nothing to do, so I janked one off.

Last night, I janked it 4 times before I passed out because I janked off too much.

I'm probably just gunna go home and jank off.

I love janking off, its just something you gotta do without a girlfriend...

by rock11 May 26, 2006

Janking

To jack off another male. May be done while constantly screaming LOOK AT ME to increase sensations of arousal. also known as to "cheely"

"Me and gump were kickin it the other day janking, waiting on Perez to come over."

by Texaspride March 11, 2010

Janking my steez

Began by Sean B. from Orlando, FL. When an audience hears a clever word or expression, they proceeds to use it in their daily vocabulary as if they had come up with the term on their own. It was created specifically for this reason, and was spread with the intention of catching on in hopes that it would always to accredited to SB. Since its creation, SB has heard it been used and not been given credit for its origin, which is exactly the reason he began the expression in the first place. When someone steals a word or expression that you use uniquely, you may accuse them by saying, "You're janking my steez."

man 1: "dude, that sandwich was the tits"
man 2: "you know I started saying that way before you, right?"
man 1: "You're so full of it, dude. I've been saying that for years"
man 2: "Are you serious?!?!?! You're janking my steez"

by Bullet SB December 17, 2009

Janking

The act of violently mastrubating to the point where the ballsack claps against ones legs

I was janking so hard last night my mom heard it from her room

by Sleazy.r April 23, 2018