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January 5th 

Global twink obliteration day. The day that twinks worldwide shake in their cowboy boots at the mere thought of.
Hey, did you buy your flamethrowers for January 5th yet?”
“Not yet, I’ve been stocking up on dynamite.”
January 5th by ☠︎ September 25, 2023

January 5th 

national "gamers eat ass" day. also birthday of some kid that kinda looks like finn wolfhard
colin: hey is it that kid who kinda looks like finna wolfhard's birthday yet
elly: yeah its january 5th
January 5th by asseater44 October 15, 2019

January 5th 

This day is for people who get dodged on there birthday.
Guy: we hanging for my birthday

Girl: It’s January 5th right

Guy: ya

Girl: Nah
January 5th by Blake Dunn October 30, 2019

January 5th 

National clean your room day
Ah man it’s January 5th I have to clean my room
January 5th by Ehrbicejbodiu December 29, 2019

january 5th 

1: did u hear about january 5th
2: yeah queen elizabeth?
january 5th by bigdaddygay January 5, 2019

January 5th 

Audrey cmon…

Audrey: what do you mean

Freddy:wanna make out?
Audrey: whyy???
Freddy:It’s national make-out day, January 5th!
Audrey:ohhhh
January 5th by Yxngdaddydraco December 31, 2021