January 3rd

A day where you give one of your friends (or your crush) a hoodie for a day at school

And you watch the theories and rumors unfold

Person 1: I’m sad
Person 2: “do you want my hoodie?”
Person 1: “why?”
Person 2: “it’s January 3rd .”

by 4spen December 31, 2021

January 3rd

Don't kiss your Gf/Bf day

Oh no we can't kiss today, it's January 3rd

by Brandythecat January 3, 2023

January 3rd

The day you creampie a females asshole, or big cum in between her titties

I can’t wait for January 3rd so I can anal tombstone my girlfriend ass hole with my fat nut.

by Undertaker334 October 17, 2019

January 3rd

National Tell Your Crush Their Your Crush Day

Tell your crush you like them on January 3rd and hope that they read this

"Your my crush. Today is January 3rd so its 'National Tell Your Crush Their Your Crush Day' if you must know."

"Oh ok, wanna hang out later?"

by drifty white man m'g January 3, 2020

January 3rd

National slap your teachers ass day

January 3rd national slap your teachers ass day
*Slaps teachers ass*
-Go to detention now. -Teacher
-Its national slap your teachers ass day -You
-Oh.. okay then -Teacher

by notkoa June 12, 2022

January 3rd

January 3rd is global noise day where you are allowed to make as much noise without being disturbed

Jon: keep it quiet over there will you!

Bobby: nah its January 3rd which means national noise day

by Cillmaster October 15, 2020

January 3rd

These are the kids who are like chavs, they go out of their way to seem like the hardest person and brag about everything, they think it’s cool to smoke and are roadmen/ roadwomen

January 3rd? What a puff

by Birthday Personalities. November 3, 2019