January 31

The day women with the coziest pussy are born.

Devin: "what's your birthday?"

Emily: "January 31."

Devin: "That explains why it's so hard to pull out!"

by DeeFreshly March 5, 2022

January 31

National slap your homophobic and ugly cousin!

Yes its true! Its finally the day to get all your anger out!

"Hey its January 31!"
"What? WHY DID YOU SLAP ME?!"

by Edwardtrans <33 November 4, 2021

January 31

The day where short people must do everything short people want!

January 31 is a day for tall people to get what they want.

by Viknetic January 30, 2023

January 31

1 in 1000 people born on this day are weebs ÙwÚ

Shrek is a hot anime character btw...Just letting you know.... Teehee

January 31st is pretty funky ÙwÚ

by 🍜 October 28, 2019

January 31

January 31 is fuck your man day fuck (fe4rzz real good

Yea ima be fucking my man in January 31

by CraycrayKid October 18, 2019

January 31

The day when you praise Colin because on this day he is your world even your God.

Oh it’s January 31
All hail Colin, All hail Colin

by Colin Datk November 20, 2019

January 31

The prettiest person was born on this day and their name usually starts with a G

Bryce:it’s January 31 you know what that means.
Person: ITS MY BIRTHDAY!
Bryce:YOU BET IT IS!

by Acertainperson December 4, 2021