Jam Sandwich

Someone or something that is completely unsuitable for a given task.

Captain Ahab is such a Jam Sandwich at everything. Except hunting whales.

by The Goose named Colgate February 21, 2011

Jam Sandwich

A used, bloody tampon...

Aw man, that girl has just chucked a jam sandwich at him..

by suprisedperson January 15, 2006

jam sandwich

When a woman is on the rag and has a threesome with two men.

"Go on there, Simon! That jam sandwich you made me last night was dead good"

by S. Terrier November 28, 2007

Jam Sandwich

When two guitarists or guiatrist & bassist play live and lean up against each other back to back.

Aerosmith put on a classic 'rawk' show down to Joe Perry and Brad Hamilton's homo-erotic Jam Sandwich during "Walk This Way".

by Stubblecat April 4, 2007

Off my jam sandwich

When you're utterly munted

(Mate 1) I was off my jam sandwich last night

(Mate 2) Yeah you were silly fucking hell get away from me

by Jam sandwich November 26, 2018

Almond butter and jam sandwich

The term used to convey, " A BJ?" over text without actually sending the words: " Do you want a BJ?"

Best used for lovers who are sexting in secret, and afraid to be caught should someone find their phones.

Gurl Texting: Do you want an almond butter and jam sandwich later?

Guy: Hells yeah.

by rawrgirly1998 November 18, 2011

A Jam Sandwich

The act of scooping out dried period blood from a two day old corpse and placing it delicately between two slices of bread (brand of your choosing) then scoffing it like a mad-man. Yum- yum.

"Nigel, Do you want to try A Jam sandwich. It's scrumptious."

"No"

by Poop sniffer 3000 November 26, 2013