Jalepenis

A penis that belongs to a guy so hot you can still feel its effects the next morning .

Wow that's huge !you have a jalepenis . Gonna feel the sting in the morning !'

by Icechick May 23, 2017

jalepenegro

Someone who is half Latino, half black.

Nobody could figure out José's race. Some thought he was spanish because of his tan complexion, while others thought he was black because of his nappy hair. Fed up with the confusion, José finally exclaimed, "Guys! Can't you see? I'm a jalepenegro!"

by HowardtheOwl August 3, 2008

Jalepeno Ram Rod

Smothering your penis in hot sauce before forcibly shoving it into a womans anus.

I gave her such a powerful jalepeno ram rod last night that her tears burned.

by Brad Tumult June 7, 2007

Jalepeno Hangover

Similar to an alcoholic hangover, except that when you wake up the next day, your ass is on fire. Other symptoms include full body sweats, trembling, heart palpitations, irritability, ring of fire, mud butt, and air biscuit. Primary cause is consumption of foods containing hot peppers, especially jalepenos.

me: I won't be into work today - I think I have a jalepeno hangover.

boss: I think we need to talk about your jalepeno problem.

me: I can stop anytime I want.

by Kronite March 22, 2008

jalepeno poopers

A huge case of diahherea after eating spicy foods.

Michael went to taco bell and got jalepeno poopers.

These jalepeno poopers make my ass feel live lava.

by Thugz-Bunny March 24, 2009

Jalepska

The name of Katelyn Ramos’s first daughter. If she doesn’t name her first daughter this she owes everybody $2,000,000.

There goes Jalepska walking by.

by Ramos2004 September 14, 2020

jalepeno

A really hot ass pepper, eaten by hot ass people!

Wow, look at the jalepeno!

by crazy cheryl January 18, 2009