Jacksonville IS Support

The worst tech support avalible. Lazy with no knowledge. The home of zero.

Tech: Thank you for calling Jacksonville IS Support how can I help you?

Caller: Oh Shit not Jacksonville again..... CLICK!(Hangs Phone Up)

by Boonker May 1, 2009

jacksonville jackhammer

Have your partner standing on her head with her legs split. Mount directly on top of her, holding her legs as if they were jackhammer handles. Proceed to drill her in an up and down motion making her bounce like a jackhammer.

Hey Tim letitia's neck is buggered after I jacksonville jackhammered the shit out of her. Literally

by The shitters June 9, 2014

Jacksonville Javelin

A sexual move where one person completely inserts his or her nose into their partner's asshole, and then thrusts their head in and out of the asshole vigorously (Basically banging the person with your nose). Also called a "shnoz fuck". Orgin: Jacksonville, North Carolina

"The crazy bitch was a nypho in the sack, so I decided to do a Jacksonville Javelin on her asshole. She loved it, but the shit stank."

by Motard76 March 5, 2009

Jacksonville Jizz Bomb

When one hides in an alley and masturbates into a McDonald's cup and throws it at a passing pedestrian.

Mom: "Billy, why is your head covered in gooey white stuff?"

Billy: "There was a man,... on my walk home,.. he was angry"='

Mom: "Those fucking blacks."

noun, Jacksonville Jizz Bomb

by yuff & bone November 29, 2009

jacksonville state university

Pronounce Jacksun-VILLE' The Harvard of Calhoun County, Alabama. AKA The Gem of the Hills.Previously known as a huge party school until the killjoy city council went on a rampage and shut down any outlets of fun. Student body heavily comprised of Georgia transplants. Students are referred to as Jacksonvillians. A beautiful campus in a nice college town. If you go here, stay out of Piedmont.

"Where are you going to school?" "Where else? Jacksonville State University."

by asd_iop October 11, 2013

Jacksonville

Shithole

Jacksonville is a shithole

by KSOWHDJAKABWISHGWIEHSBSISHEGWK July 17, 2018

jacksonville

Jacksonville Florida. A beautiful little city nestled on the east coast against the Atlantic Ocean. With its close proximity to Georgia one might associate it with its neighbor 90 miles north, but one visit to Jacksonville will immediately change your mind. The glory of Florida summers and the mild winters of southern Georgia packaged into one makes for one breathtaking city.

I recommend visiting Atlantic Beach, just fifteen minutes east of the heart of Jacksonville. Atlantic Beach, a small seashore community with bleached white sand and great surf, ranging from placid lake to Great Rapids torrent. Take your pick.

Before trip to Jacksonville: "Oh yeah, Jacksonville... that city that held the Super Bowl..."

After trip to Jacksonville: "Oh my Gosh! It was so beautiful! When can I get back?!"

by Guru of prepness March 30, 2005