Jackmarshallize

(verb) to write, pontificate or act in such a manner that resembles unconscionable, sadomoralistic douchebaggerry of the very highest order.

Jack Marshall is a self-proclaimed champion of ethics, but he is actually just a lawyer who is invariably very rude, dismissive and intimidating.

In attempting to defend the indefensible (most often his beloved policy of drug prohibition) he does so mainly from the power of his own extreme prejudicial convictions - by blatantly ignoring fact and historical precedent he has achieved the highest form of cognitive dissonance and suffocating bigotry.

Mr Marshall's convictions are most definitely not based upon the ethics he purports to champion, but are the ‘ethics’ of utter malice towards all who dare to disagree with his particular form of stifling, authoritarian hypocrisy.

To use it in a sentence: "Do you honestly believe you can just march in here and simply jackmarshallize us?

by BagOfKittens April 5, 2012

Jacksmack

A mix between a dicksmack and a jack-off.

What does her dad do for a living?

Nothing he is a jacksmack.

by Bad penguin March 20, 2011

jackmar

A way of calling someone a jackass, without using the same word.

Sasha can be such a jackmar when she rips off your dick and feeds it to a donkey

by OscarTheSunBear December 11, 2013

Jacksmart

A term used to portray absolute genius.

Just a clever comment or idea that a top lad would come out with.

For example, you're in the pub with your mate 'Jack'. You're putting the world to rights and chatting about life. All of a sudden he just comes out with pure wisdom, that leaves everyone stunned.
Could also be used to refer to a quick witted comment or a clever answer to a question.

Literally no one else would have thought of that.

That is #jacksmart
Yes mate! That's jacksmart, that.

by Jackzabbott February 19, 2021

Jacksmack

Your bestfriend that isn’t friends with all your other bestfriends but is still kewl. Watches a lot of kpop though, he likes twice. ;) ;-;

OMg it’s motherfucking Jacksmack *faints* *gets spit on*

by JACKALOU'S FAKE FRIEND August 29, 2018

Jacksmack

To talk smack to someone in a jackass-y way

don't be talking jacksmack to me, asshole!

by PyroPenguin December 1, 2003

jackamaroon

a person who is a total idiot. there is no hope for this individual. Like a jackass on steroids. total, complete moron.

you have to be a total jackamaroon to get ripped off in a "you have unclaimed gold overseas" scam.

by beegz December 15, 2010