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Jacksmith

regional noun
plural noun: jacksmith

1. Loud, raucous laughter with physical effects.
2. To be in a state of hysterical laughter without stopping, where your sides hurt.
"Oh no, Ryan's in a Jacksmith!"

"That comedian had me in a right Jacksmith!"
by Derbyshire Linguist September 3, 2022
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jackmat

Jack-off Material
Similar to HazMat (hazardous material), jackMAT is any erotic material that one can refer to while jacking off. This material may come in the form of porno, mental imagery, or many other forms.
Just watched J-Lo on stage, that booty gave me enough JackMat for weeks
by DaveDabate May 31, 2011
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jackshart

the act of soiling one's pants while vomiting. From the slang "hit the jackpot", to vomit; and "shart", to soil one's pants.
My friend jacksharted after a heavy night of drinking
by Icarus Kraven May 8, 2006
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Jackmarshallize

(verb) to write, pontificate or act in such a manner that resembles unconscionable, sadomoralistic douchebaggerry of the very highest order.

Jack Marshall is a self-proclaimed champion of ethics, but he is actually just a lawyer who is invariably very rude, dismissive and intimidating.

In attempting to defend the indefensible (most often his beloved policy of drug prohibition) he does so mainly from the power of his own extreme prejudicial convictions - by blatantly ignoring fact and historical precedent he has achieved the highest form of cognitive dissonance and suffocating bigotry.

Mr Marshall's convictions are most definitely not based upon the ethics he purports to champion, but are the ‘ethics’ of utter malice towards all who dare to disagree with his particular form of stifling, authoritarian hypocrisy.
To use it in a sentence: "Do you honestly believe you can just march in here and simply jackmarshallize us?
by BagOfKittens April 5, 2012
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jacktart

Mike can be such a jacktart at times.
by Shetsher May 18, 2018
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JackMaster Spaz

Someone that has the uncanny ability to have a siezure and dance at the same time. They can also make love and fap at the same time to.
That terminal dude is such a JackMaster Spaz.
by JackMaster Spaz January 12, 2004
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Jacksmack

A mix between a dicksmack and a jack-off.
What does her dad do for a living?

Nothing he is a jacksmack.
by Bad penguin March 20, 2011
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