Fake Jacker

A trend hopper, a wave rider, someone who doesn't form their own opinion and follows the hype. Someone who reps something without fully knowing/experiencing it just for the approvement of others.

Person 1: Have you heard of the anime lain?
Person 2: Yeah! I watched it and its a 9/10!
Person 1: What the fuck? Lain is dogshit! What did you like so much about it?
Person 2: Well... I-I- saw it on tik-tok and uhh-uhh.... well I liked the uhh... THE ATMOSPHERE!
Person 1: What? Why are you fake jacking it? Fucking fake jacker! How can you not name 1 thing you like from a 9/10 series?!

This person is a fake jacker because they saw how popular Lain was on tiktok and followed the hype and said it was good, when in fact they didnt' really like nor understand the show and are only liking it for the approval of others.

by BellyBuster4k September 28, 2023

Full mental Jacket

To Go "full mental jacket". A play on the phrase to go "full metal jacket", made more popular in conversation following the Stanley Kubrick film. To go into a mental irrational verbal tyrade or rant completely unprovoked and exaggerated to the point of WTF.

To lose one's mind verbally on another person unprovoked, going into a complete insane rant making little sense at all, either in text online, comments, blogs, flaming, or in person.

Janie: I am so hungry, I couldn't wait for class to end.
Zena: Assholes like you make me wish breeders would stop having children. You pussy, skank, ho, bitch....
Janie: wtf is wrong with you? I just said I was hungry and you went full mental jacket on me, You need help, srsly.

by alsonotyou October 28, 2010

Ice cream Jacket

Condom, or some ghetto form of birth control

I was going to have sex, so I put on an "ice cream jacket"

by Carlypants March 30, 2011

Russian Jacket

When you drink so much that you no longer have the need to wear a jacket.

Guy 1: "Bro, its pretty cold out. Aren't you cold?"
Guy 2: "It's all good bro, I got on my Russian jacket."

by R4TCHIT February 12, 2013

Pork Scotch Jacket

A snot-coloured hi-viz jacket worn by fat ugly security guards who are terrified of rain. The Pork Scotch Jacket will be worn whatever the weather because the slightest bit of rain is a complete catastrophe to the fat bastard who cries himself to sleep wishing he was back in South Africa where his boyfriends live.

What's this fat old twat wearing? Looks like an overcoat made of snot.

Its a Pork Scotch Jacket. Although its a hundred degrees in the shade there's still a chance a drop of rain might come along to ruin the fat ugly bastard's year.

by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle August 6, 2009

Banana Jacket

When a man masturbates with a Banana peel.

A man peels and eats the banana leaving the end of the banana intact. Places it on his penis and begins to masturbate with it. The inside melts and becomes warm and slippery when the man is done he can then discard the banana jacket and his bodily fluids

by BackDoorAction October 11, 2011

jizz jacket june

Spicy equivalent of destroy dick december, when you jack off into a jacket every day and on the last day you are obligated to wear it.

"jeez, why do you smell like semen"
"i'm completing my jizz jacket june"

by Vlasta February 20, 2021