Jumbo shrimp 

Someone is is really big, muscular, and well exercise but their penis is extremely small

Jessica: omg I thought Chad would have a big dick but he is just a jumbo shrimp

Jumbo shrimp by Seraah's friend January 5, 2017

Jumbo Shrimp 

Used for silencing goofy people by shoving a pair up their nostrils. Can be tipped with hot sauce to potentially clear the sinuses and provide a smoking buzz.

Colin: "Yoo you guys want some Chocolate Pudding Lemon Nerds?"
Chris: "Yo Nick, get the fucking Jumbo Shrimp. This dude Colin needs to be silenced now."
Nick: "You want the hot sauce too?"
Chris: " Yeah this dude definitely needs it."

Jumbo Shrimp by SirGrammarNazii February 10, 2021

Jumbo Shrimp Dick 

The perception of having a larger member than one physically possesses. Usually a distorted sense of reality felt by men who have to overcompensate for a certain shrimp dick.

Oh he definitively has jumbo shrimp dick, have you seen the lifted truck he drives.

Jumbo Shrimp Dick by Drunkduka March 27, 2021

Jumbo Shrimp on the Barbie 

A swollen vagina in hot pants on a hot day...

Smells like low tide..must be a shrimp on the barbie around here somewhere.

Jumbo Shrimp on the Barbie by Anonymous April 30, 2003

searing the jumbo shrimp 

to jerk off

"When I returned to the tent, my friend Bob was searing the jumbo shrimp"

searing the jumbo shrimp by Gus Bettella November 19, 2003

jumbo panty shrimp 

An extremely large clitoris, that extends past the labia by at least 3".

Many people thought Wanda was a tranny, but in reality, she just had a jumbo panty shrimp.

jumbo panty shrimp by bob stalkerman December 2, 2013

jimbo shrimp 

When you take a shit longer than your forearm.

I just took the biggest jimbo shrimp of my life, it slid right down the drain!

jimbo shrimp by Hajakakwjwbdhdjdjjej January 18, 2019