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Jabber

One who is generally sleazy, sneaky, and cunning, soley for his benifit.

Origin: In old english, a "Jabber" was a horny man who would try to quickly "jab" his penis into any hole or crevice often victimising women and even other men who were unaware but left with an icky, creepy feeling.
There's something about her boyfriend I don't like. He seems like a bit of a jabber.
by Dude Man December 29, 2004
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jabber

Someone who is inexperienced at penetrating during sex, particularily anal sex, and continues to uncomfortably poke the inside wall of the rectum.
Either he didn't use enough lube or he didn't know how to slide it, cause he was a real jabber.

Johnny was such a jabber; after he put it, he kept poking me.
by Call me Sparky January 13, 2006
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jabber

A word to call a language or way of speaking.
I know how to talk in french!

U can Speak that jabber?
by Peter Do April 17, 2006
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Jabber

Member of The Messengers MC.

A real Big motherfucker from NJ
by DeathNoose October 19, 2008
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Jabber

1.) To talk rapidly, indistinctly, or unintelligibly

2.) A Salesperson at Panama city Toyota who displays the above traits.
I really wanted to buy a Toyota, but Jabber wouldn't shut up and let me buy the car. Now I drive a Honda.
by Rick Higbee June 5, 2004
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Jabber

Jabber is short-hand for Jabberwock or Jabberwocky.
1872, nonsense word (perhaps based on jabber) coined by Lewis Carroll, for the poem of the same name, which he published in "Through the Looking-Glass." The poem is about a fabulous beast called the Jabberwock.

1. Jabberwocky- a playful imitation of language consisting of invented, meaningless words; nonsense; gibberish.

2. Jabberwocky- A mysterious creature unexplained by literal means. Figuratively, a being undefined and mysterious; subjectively determined by symbolic means.
Common Speech-"That guy is so mysterious, he's like a jabber..."

"Will you make an entrance?" "No, I think I'll sneak in like a jabberwock."
by Kyle Jabber Billings July 9, 2007
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Jabbers

Refers to a certain cylindrical feminine hygiene product
"Hey ma, you got any jabbers I'm all out?!"
by Jabber Hater October 13, 2004
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