irn bru

Popular Scottish soft drink. Bright orange in colour. Tastes of bubblegum, with a hint of iron. Made in Scotland, from Girders.

Haw you! Gie's a can of Irn Bru, eh?

by Anonymous March 13, 2003

irn bru

an amazing drink made in Scotland from brewing ginger pubes in molten silver

gies that can of irn bru ya wee fanny

by dickcheesemmm January 8, 2022

irn-bru

popular scottish drink that involves pouring large quantities of sugar and rust solution into your body, and if you leave it in the glass long enough begins to errod away the sides

can i have a glass of irn-bru

by fairy nuff September 20, 2003

irn bru

An orange soft drink made in Scotland. Generally only worshipped by Scottish men and boys - the latter often like to mix it with spirits such as vodka. To the rest of the Earth's population, this drink is unconsumable for its vileness.

"Wanna sip of my irn bru + vodka mix?"
"No thanks, I cannae drink that shite."

by Love, Kat October 15, 2007

Irn Bru Poo

A condition arising after drinking too much of the soft drink "Irn Bru". Has the unusual effect of rendering your stools into particularly pungent dark, dense iron-like ingots that cut through the bog water as though it wasnt there, often producing considerable splashback and chipping the porcelain.

"I went to drown the chocolate slugs but it turned out to be a turd so big it couldnt be dispensed without vocal assistance, a groaner"

by Martin Duxon August 8, 2003

Irn Bru

The drink Kat absorbs on a regular basis to fuel her rage and self-hatred.

Person: “What time is it?”
Kat: “Bru time!” *proceeds to crack open a can of Irn Bru into her mic*

by jointhecultttt August 27, 2018

Miss Tully’s Irn-Bru Rule

Rule number one of Miss Tully’s maths class, NO IRN-BRU.

Anyone who drinks iron BRU in M7 is instantly shot.

ELIAS, DO NOT DRINK THAT IRON BRU, Remember Miss Tully’s Irn-Bru Rule.

by Mr Hegarty June 18, 2021