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irn bru

Popular Scottish soft drink. Bright orange in colour. Tastes of bubblegum, with a hint of iron. Made in Scotland, from Girders.
Haw you! Gie's a can of Irn Bru, eh?
by Anonymous March 13, 2003
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irn bru

an amazing drink made in Scotland from brewing ginger pubes in molten silver
gies that can of irn bru ya wee fanny
by dickcheesemmm January 8, 2022
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irn-bru

popular scottish drink that involves pouring large quantities of sugar and rust solution into your body, and if you leave it in the glass long enough begins to errod away the sides
can i have a glass of irn-bru
by fairy nuff September 20, 2003
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irn bru

An orange soft drink made in Scotland. Generally only worshipped by Scottish men and boys - the latter often like to mix it with spirits such as vodka. To the rest of the Earth's population, this drink is unconsumable for its vileness.
"Wanna sip of my irn bru + vodka mix?"
"No thanks, I cannae drink that shite."
by Love, Kat October 15, 2007
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Irn Bru Poo

A condition arising after drinking too much of the soft drink "Irn Bru". Has the unusual effect of rendering your stools into particularly pungent dark, dense iron-like ingots that cut through the bog water as though it wasnt there, often producing considerable splashback and chipping the porcelain.
"I went to drown the chocolate slugs but it turned out to be a turd so big it couldnt be dispensed without vocal assistance, a groaner"
by Martin Duxon August 8, 2003
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Irn Bru

The drink Kat absorbs on a regular basis to fuel her rage and self-hatred.
Person: “What time is it?”
Kat: “Bru time!” *proceeds to crack open a can of Irn Bru into her mic*
by jointhecultttt August 27, 2018
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Slutty Irn Bru

An irn bru mixed with vodka. A non-alcoholic mixed drink is also known as a virgin cocktail hence why this irn bru is slutty.
"hapnin rob wit ye up tae the night bro?" "gonne be rollin off a few extra slutty irn bru's mate"
by wee davie November 12, 2018
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