al gore invented

A useful phrase for comment boards to encompass whatever is being discussed.

"Someone got stabbed over a chicken sandwich."

"Al Gore invented chicken sandwiches."

by Carlton G. Long November 13, 2019

investidating

the selection of mate for assumed future monetary gain

lana: I don't understand why you are going out with that guy.. he lives on ramen and wears the same pair of jeans everyday

cassie: he's a med student! At some point he's probably going to be incredibly wealthy..

lana: oh I get it... you're investidating

cassie: well I'm certainly not after him for his penis size

by serrabelle May 11, 2011

Inventededed

When you have recently created an object

"I just invetededed a new thing"
"Inventededed isn't a word"
"I just inventededed it. Shut up"

by Your Porn History May 22, 2017

Who invented walking?

Alberto Scorfano

It’s easy, I invented it. Who invented walking? lol

by Amoungous September 21, 2021

inventation

1. n, An invention that has not yet been invented.
2. n, an invention that is still an idea

Leonardo da Vinci drew many inventations of submarines and helicopters but never built them.

by T-Bonez April 8, 2006

Who invented the internet

Adam Hughes

Adam Hughes is the answer for who invented the internet

by Dontaskmethrice August 24, 2022

We just invented the Internet!

An exclamation said after a great idea or plan is thought of, indicating that something big is about to happen. Often times with a dramatic pause after "Oh my god..." or "You guys..." to gain maximum audience.

Oh my god... We just invented the Internet!

by kcnovA23 July 23, 2010