integrous

integrous - having integrity. Possessing characteristics of honor, valor, loyalty, dedication, and respect.

"She ain't no integrous bitch. I done seen her flapping her jacks and poot-nanny at them men from the chamber pot depot. An I heard she married that dumb boy who ain't done no good for no one ever. She just use him as a pole to jig jig on when she be itchy.

by Vorlon007 August 21, 2016

Internot

Refusal to use or have anything to do with the internet

From Newsradio:

Matthew: Beth, look at this.
Beth: Internet?
Matthew: Yeah.
Beth: InterNOT.

by BCO July 16, 2008

internoob

Someone who fails miserably at the internet.

"how do i check my email lol?"

"Dude, you're such an internoob"

by ZT December 31, 2005

internoob

A person who is a noob across more than one platform on which it is possible to be a noob.

Pete sucks at surfing, mixed up Half-Life and Second life, and didn't start skating until he was 21.

What an internoob.

by Underground Boy October 11, 2004

InterNOT

Those holder sites that you run into when you type in something completely random, and a cheap ass search engine pops up. When you load the page, you are generally greeted with:

"This site does not exist... YET!!!"
or
"This domain now for sale to the highest bidder b/c we are douchebags."

www.pwot.com
www.screamingbaby.com
are both examples of interNOTs

by banana fonez October 16, 2006

internot

A slow internet connection, deriving from "internet" and "not."

Not another internot! I'm Netflix binging today, for Chrissakes.

by Ae5Ea8 February 17, 2015

internoodle

The CAT 5/5e/6 cable that sits between a computer and a router. Typically these cables are long and white or yellow and therefore very noodly in appearance. The cable (noodle) connects you to the internet.

User: "I cant get my email"
IT: "Did you check that your internoodle is plugged in?"

by HisNoodlyAppendage November 14, 2009