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insurgent 

A term used for undercover gay people
He was dressed real clean....he looked like an insurgent
insurgent by La La Lisa March 21, 2007

Insurgent-Care 

A medical institution found in the middle east. Usually run by sketchy middle eastern people with rifles and back packs possibly containing C-4. Equivalent to Urgent Cares found in the US. Minus the rifles and C-4.
We were at the Insurgent-Care and so ebody yelled Allah Akbar. Me and Ray got the fuck outta there before a bomb went off.
Insurgent-Care by Jazzy MacJizz September 17, 2018

Dirty Insurgent

A sexual maneuver that simulates an insurgent kidnapping during climax.

When having sex doggy style, secretly slip a pillow case off a pillow. Then seconds before you blow you load, forcible enclose your partner's head inside the pillow case using both hands, and pulling the opening tight around their neck. Next pull their body up and towards your chest, arch your back, and finally, let your baby yogurt go, relax then fall asleep.

If this maneuver is executed during anal sex it is known as a "Rusty Insurgent"
Male Example: Yo I pulled off a "dirty insurgent" last night! Satin pillow cases work way better than the cotton ones.

Female Example: That guy I went home with from the pub pulled off a dirty insurgent on me last night. He's so dreamy!!!
Dirty Insurgent by sandy_x December 13, 2012

religious insurgent 

Any person of a faith whose goal is to enslave people's thought processes through indoctrination and sometimes punishment, whether mental or physical, and does not have consideration for other people's beliefs.
The religious insurgents in that part of the war were identified as christians of the Roman Catholic faith.

religious insurgent by Deaf Drummer February 19, 2008

Conversation Insurgent 

See Conversation Bomber
See Conversation Bomber for example of Conversation Insurgent

surprise insurgent 

When you are taking a chick doggystyle and then slip it in here rear, slap her ears, and yell "alalalalalala"
Banging my bitch from behind and shoved it up her ass, ear popped her, and yelled like a hadji. Gave her that surprise insurgent