instabitch

a bi-polar person when they get angry. they go from instacalm to instabitch

look at that bi-polar guy over there hes such an instabitch

by dora tree April 8, 2009

Instabibble

The part of instagram with stupid, inappropriate, teenage photos

Instabibble - selfies, duckfaces, half naked bathroom pictures

by strawberryseaturtle March 6, 2014

instabitch

A man who walks around following his woman with her phone taking photos of her for instagram.

No Dean, that's not the right angle.

Oh bro, Dean is definitely her instabitch.

by tredge June 29, 2019

weaponized emotional instability

When women use their rollercoaster of feelings to manipulate men.

Jessie starting sobbing when Bobby glanced at another girl. Bobby willing to do anything to get her to stop crying offered to buy her something at the store accross the street. Jessie's emotions were real but rather than mature and stive for mental health, she preferred her weaponized emotional instability to get Bobby to buy her stuff.

by Joe Lavode May 17, 2018

Instabilitybernwerpozovengayfogofen

This is an example of what happens when you eat too much apple pie and start playing "speed scrabble memory" and stop caring about the rules... or the boundaries of the playing board. :

It could also be a name for an economically unstable central european country.

Hey... I've got this indescribable feeling.. but I gotta express it verbally!!!

theres always supercalifragalisticexpialydocious ...

dude.. that's gay.

well then just say... Instabilitybernwerpozovengayfogofen .

by Lydiaaa June 13, 2008

instabilts

Unstable stilts not to be consfused with the commercial-sounding "insta-builts"...whatever those are..

Ahhhhh I'm not walking on those... they're instabilts!

I saw this clown at the zoo yesterday, he fell so hard he musta been wearin instabilts.

by Lydiaaa June 13, 2008

Instafight

A fight between two or more people on Instagram. The comments can be seen by everyone. No one knows exactly who is watching the fight. If there are more than three people involved it becomes an Instabrawl.

Geoff and Stephanie were having an Instafight so I jumped in to try to break it up.

by CreativeBruces June 7, 2018