instapingur

A generic social media web application used to post trivial photos, memes, links, and other media, especially when referred to sarcastically.

"A photo of your dog , Bea, dressed up as a bumblebee? How very clever. You going to post that on your instapingur?

by jonukah May 19, 2016

Instawitch

Someone who calls themselves a witch but the only knowledge they have gained came from Instagram. Frequently gullible and easily upset.

Don't take advice from him, he is an Instawitch.

by Kalikisses January 21, 2020

Instaninja

Someone who is over 25 weeks into the Instagram of a person they fantasize, but will never end up with. Instaninjas must avoid liking pictures at all costs.

Guy 1: Dude, I went through that bitch's whole Instagram yesterday.
Guy 2: Bro, you're such an instaninja.

by KeepItReal💪🏾💯✔️ July 24, 2016

Instaginity

(noun) State of a person who has never engaged in downloading Instagram, or posting of photos on Instagram. Lack of having an Instagram

I downloaded and posted a really hipster looking photo of me on Instagram, I lost my Instaginity! virginity instagram hipster

by Concernedforsafety May 11, 2013

Instafine

A girl who looks cute in pictures and on Instagram but in real life is ugly

Joe - "I hooked up with Becky last week!"
Paul - "She's so hot bro"
Bill - "hell nah! You know shes just instafine!"

by Freegrant2 October 8, 2015

mr_instaking

A title and username given to most multi talented person on instagram. Yes, that's me. A gentlemen with attitude having lots of stories and humour. Mostly known by instagram username. People who know, knows my real name. It says here to give background information so its pink with a little red.

Oh you are the mr_instaking right??
Yeah !!!why did i owe you money?

by Mr_instaking November 24, 2021