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insultion

"I'm studying the noble art of insultion"
by JimmyK September 12, 2003
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Tactical Insertion

When riding an elevator up or down, right before the door opens, you release a massive fart. You then quickly leave the elevator and avoid eye contact or conversation with anyone boarding the elevator as they will soon discover the rude deed you have committed.
Dude I left a knarley tactical insertion for like 10 old people a minute ago.
by Kandy Kane Lane April 19, 2010
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Tactical Insertion

Having sex with a girl wearing full camo.
Why are you dressed like Rambo?" "Tactical Insertion, bitch
by TallyNasty August 25, 2010
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Insextion

the act of convincing a member of the opposite to participate in sexual intercourse with you by making said opposite sex member think it is his/her own idea.
Matt: I'm never going to get Jane to bone me. She's such a prude.

John: What about the secret weapon?

Matt: ?

John: You know, the Insextion Playlist.. works 60% of the time, every time.
by Dome Knob April 16, 2011
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celebrity insertion

the act of a self absorbed Hollywood actor/actress involving themselves through the media in another person's business
Paltrow says she's helping Madonna through split was the title on the news article. It's just another case of celebrity insertion because I didn't need to know what the self absorbed Ms. Paltrow was doing.
by dunnro1 February 24, 2009
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Sacktical Insertion

The act of tea-bagging (or repeatedly crouching over someone to allow your nuts to enter their dead body's mouth) in Modern Warfare: 2
I'm going to use my Sacktical Insertion on that guy.
by luckywassabi December 31, 2010
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insertions

by Anonymous August 28, 2003
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