Penis inspection Day

where you get fondled by your elementary gym teacher

on "Penis inspection day" my gym teacher fondled my junk

by samsonianmanbearpig December 8, 2010

Penis injections

When you slide that nasty sausage in a bun and squirt some ketchup in it.

Penis injections are fun,
I love penis injections

by NIKKEN September 7, 2021

Insecticide

An unfortunate act conducted by a bug or insect who just can't deal with the pressures of life anymore

The deleted alternate ending to "A Bug's Life" was a mass insecticide led by the morbidly obese caterpillar... It was pretty badass

by Macho Man Randy Sandwich February 1, 2010

hot beef injection

The proper prescription for whatever ails your lady friend.

If excessive talking occurs, administer orally.

Come on Sporto, level with me. Do you slip her the hot beef injection?

by josh February 18, 2003

Public Display of Infection

A public incident which subjects others to one's own germs/ diseases.

"That guy made no effort whatsoever to cover his sneeze. That was a total Public Display of Infection."

by Pepe-Ramón September 30, 2007

Listerine infection

Listerine infection refers to a medical condition caused by the excessive use of listerine or similar antiseptic solutions used to maintain oral hygiene. Its symptoms include a rise in temperature, walking sideways, stalking your exes new girlfriend, a bitter taste in your mouth, cardiac insufficiency and apoplectic stroke like symptoms. If you notice any of the before mention symptoms immediately stream “Becky’s so hot” by Fletcher and presave her debut album “girl of my dreams”.

Listerine infection is a bad taste - Fletcher

I heard Cari has a bad listerine infection

by Fletcherssohot July 28, 2022

Penis Inspection Day

A random day in your elementary school where your principal calls you to his office to inspect your penis. Usually calls you in with the squad. This is mandatory and if skipped will lead to expulsion.

Your friend: Hey man are you ready for Penis Inspection Day.
You: I’m always ready to get my penis inspected.

Your other friend: are you going by yourself?
You: NAH IM WITH MY BOOYYSSS!

by friendmandude May 27, 2019