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Spanish Inquisition

Ruthless inquisitors who use such
torture as poking with soft cushions and forcible seating in a comfy chair.
*I* don't know - Mr Wentworth just told me to come in here and say that there was trouble at the mill, that's all - I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.
by Kid A February 8, 2004
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Arbitrary Inquisition

A very eloquent way to ask a bi-partisan question. A question that when answered will not benefit either party. Often asked by a "moderator" between two separate parties, acting as a mutual individual.
Moderator: "I hate to impose an arbitrary inquisition but you two are getting f*cking no where."
by BarrenRunner December 18, 2009
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Spandex Inquisition

(n.) Street bicycle enthusiasts. They are usually very argumentative about their road rights despite not having road tax, registration or license. Other common traits include street sign blindness and apparent enjoyment of a narrow bicycle seat deeply inserted in their rectum. It's commonly believed that their over-tightened helmet and Dayglo body armor lend to their superhuman courage. Exhibiting herd mentality, they usually ride six abreast in packs of 36 or more. They are highly offended by bicycle paths, sidewalks and easements.
Driver: Holy $%#*, I almost squashed that guy like a bug when he shot through the stop sign!!

Passenger: Nobody expects the Spandex Inquisition! Buhm-buhm-buh!
by Pungo Driver September 3, 2011
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Pharmacratical Inquisitionist

One who, through the ingesting of any number of psychoactive vegetation, explores the humane psyche in search of ancient wisdom and early mans creation of gods.
During a recent bi-monthly mind expansion clinic, I had an epiphany, and realized I had surpassed the Doctoral prerequisite and could now apply for my PH.d as a Pharmacratical Inquisitionist.
by C.J, July 8, 2010
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The Spanish Inquisition

No expects the Spanish Inquisition
Person One: "Hey man ho-"
The Spanish Inquisition: "No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
by Ronny Mccoy March 29, 2021
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Inquisition

The contemporary version of a 16th or 17th Century witch hunt. The art of chasing down goths, Wiccans, and/or emos, and beating them mercilessly. Inquisitions are usually undertaken by those who are sick of their "witch shit." Proper garb for a true member of the inquisition is an all black or crimson robe adorned with a cross to drive the heathens away and preventing retaliation. Inquisitors also frequently carry bats, crossbows and sledgehammers to hunt down their quasi undead, soon to be dead prey.
Tonight I am organizing an inquisition, we are going to raid the cafe and the indie bookstore up the street.
by Curtis Lemar April 21, 2010
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