In the early years of the 16th century, to combat the rising tide of religious unorthodxy, the Pope gave Cardinal Ximinez of Spain leave to move without let or hindrance throughout the land, in a reign of violence, terror and torture that makes a smashing film. This was the Spanish Inquisitions...
Man- "I didn't expect this kind of spanish inquisition"
Cardinal Ximinez- "NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!"
Cardinal Ximinez- "NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!"
by ImmaLumberjack November 11, 2010
The Vegas Inquisition occurs when playaz return from Vegas. Someone who was too pwned to go immediately bombards the playaz with nonstop questions about Vegas.
This person knows that "what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas", but they seem to think this policy does not apply to them. They get very irritated when they get the scoop Heisman.
This person knows that "what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas", but they seem to think this policy does not apply to them. They get very irritated when they get the scoop Heisman.
Goombah: So, uh, how'd you do in Vegas?
Mich: I did ok.
Goombah: Did anything cool happen?
Mich: You know the policy...
Goombah: Dude, cant you just give me some details? How much did you win? Did everyone get along? Did you ...
Mich: Cool it with the Vegas Inquisition!
Mich: I did ok.
Goombah: Did anything cool happen?
Mich: You know the policy...
Goombah: Dude, cant you just give me some details? How much did you win? Did everyone get along? Did you ...
Mich: Cool it with the Vegas Inquisition!
by moraleboatanchor March 20, 2013
1) A very clever sketch performed by the Monty Python boys consisting of a group of blundering cardinals dressed in silly red hats who laugh diabolically and torture unsuspecting english persons with dish-drying racks. Amongst their weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red uniforms...
2) What nobody expects.
2) What nobody expects.
NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!
by jiffy pop May 19, 2004
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Girlfriend: where were you last night?
me: at home.
Girlfriend: why didn't you answer my calls?
me: my phone was dead.
girlfriend: well why didn't you call?
Me: damn! what the hell is this??? the Spanish inquisition???
me: at home.
Girlfriend: why didn't you answer my calls?
me: my phone was dead.
girlfriend: well why didn't you call?
Me: damn! what the hell is this??? the Spanish inquisition???
by Durty Hutchinson March 02, 2008
Ruthless inquisitors who use such
torture as poking with soft cushions and forcible seating in a comfy chair.
torture as poking with soft cushions and forcible seating in a comfy chair.
*I* don't know - Mr Wentworth just told me to come in here and say that there was trouble at the mill, that's all - I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.
by Kid A February 09, 2004
"No-one expects the Spanish inquisition!"
by Ascaban July 21, 2018