Instant Blowie

When you perform an action or say something that causes those around you to compulsively perform oral sex upon you.

Dude 1: Hey I just won that League of Legends tournament.
Dude 2: Woah bro that's sick.
Dude 1: Yeah bro, I got an instant blowie too.

by BigFloppa December 19, 2020

intan syakirah

First and foremost, intan means a diamond while syakirah means grateful. Intan syakirah is a type of person who very independent but she becomes clingy to the person she loves. A mysterious and interesting person. A very talkative person when u really know her and also a very lovely and caring person as she would turn ur bad day into the good one :) . she will always love you with all her heart and its IMPOSSIBLE to find anyone like intan syakirah in this world. She have beautiful eyes that can make u fall for her in second. She's very soft spoken and very passionate about the things she loves . Very Cute. Loving. Loyal. Have a soft heart. Unique. Polite. Amazing person. Last but not least, you're so lucky if you have Intan Syakirah in your life because she will care and loved you much.

Intan syakirah will become a beautiful diamond in your life. Go find your own intan syakirah as soon as possible as i already got mine ! <3

by charkueyteowgurney November 10, 2020

Instant Family

A situation where an individual moves in with a new spouse where there is a child from a previous relationship. In most cases this is particularly with a single mother. See baby momma.

Person 1: "Did you hear? Chris moved in with Jessica and her kid."
Person 2: "Wow, talk about an instant family!"

by Penix January 19, 2009

Instant crush

When you see someone and immediately fall in love with them not knowing anything about them

This girl named mina, she's my instant crush

by Some-fool November 3, 2020

Instant Youtube Sensation

Any Youtube video that has achieved:
1. Millions of hits instantaneously.
2. A cult following or numerous parodies on other televised media.
3. Provoked numerous responses or imitations in a short amount of time.

Common examples of instant Youtube sensations include the Star Wars kid, Crazy frog, Cadbury gorilla and recent eyebrow advert, Sarah Silverman's "fucked Matt Damon" sketch, etcetera. Basically any video that matches the definition.

by Firelovesugar March 18, 2009

Perverse instantiation

An outcome unforeseen by the creator of artificial intelligence.

Perverse instantiation came upon the designer of sky net , once the machines started to take over the world.

by Davidsea December 4, 2016

Instant Noodles

The main power and life source of college students.

I bought Instant Noodles to eat.

by Just a random guy 123 January 19, 2018