Incendius

An ugly and rare virus that lives in an aged inflatable pyramid

Goddamn I just caught the Incendius

by petmypoint May 27, 2022

Incensed

The act of being completely and utterly pissed.

I was incensed by the mere presences of James

by musicislove12 July 6, 2010

Working as Intended

The three most unholy words ever spoken by MMO gamemasters.

QQing WoW Player: Divine Shield is overpowered!
Blizzard Employee: Working as intended.

by LordSothe September 18, 2009

not intended to be a factual statement

What feels true and is not intended to be a factual statement

Sen. Jon Kyl claimed on the congress floor that abortion is "well over 90% of what Planned Parenthood does."

When the actual figure turned out to be 3%, his office released a statement clarifying that Kyl's figure was "not intended to be a factual statement."

Stephen Colbert: Sen. Jon Kyl personally sabotaged the Apollo 13 mission. (Not intended to be a factual statement).

Sen. Jon Kyl throws babies at elder people. (Not intended to be a factual statement).

by fresair May 2, 2011

The Incendian Virus

A virus that killed countless people in the Eight Less War, where many people where killed. It is unknown how the deaths occurred, but experts suspect the cause is brain damage.

Person 1: Nah bruh I just caught the Incendian Virus
Person 2: L bozo

by petmypoint May 31, 2022

No copyright infringement intended

A phrase put in the title and/or description section of youtube videos by incredibly stupid people who don’t understand how copyright laws actually work. The phrase makes no logical sense because it directly contradicts their action of uploading content which they aren't the copyright holder of.

By analogy, according to people who use the phrase, someone should be able to shoot them in the head while yelling “NO HARM/MURDER/MANSLAUGHTER INTENDED!” and get away with it.

I'll laugh my ass off if someone ever tries to use "No copyright infringement intended" in court.

by cbauersc December 12, 2009

Not intended to be a factual statement

An excuse released by the office of Minnesota Senator Jon Kyle after telling a blatant lie on the senate floor and getting called out for it the next day by the offended parties.

Used nowadays to say things that would normally be considered quite libelous and whacky.

Stephen Colbert aired the story on his show, the Colbert Report, then spent the night twittering nonsense phrases about the senator, using the HashTag "#NotIntendedtobeaFactualStatement".

Jon Kyle is actually one of Gaddafi's sexy lady ninja bodyguards

*not intended to be a factual statement

by dbrow127 May 4, 2011