impronathon

A term used to describe the spontaneous impersonation of Jonathon. Compound word derived from the stem: Impression, and suffix derived from the name: Jonathon.
Often occuring within the forum of a Session.

The improntosaur: "I mean, that is juust... you know... unbelievable! Hiiiiiiigh!"
Audience: "(laughter) Mate that was a well good Impronathon!)

by Mini-Sue September 19, 2004

impregnation rizz

The art of one manipulating a child into ones physical or emotional state to the point of falling in love.

Person 1: Ayoo that boy jace got that impregnation rizz
Person 2: Yeah bruh she really fell for it

by big flect April 2, 2023

Mattress Impregnation

the act of having a wet dream while sleeping in the nude, and your skeet stains your mattress

Jarrett decided to sleep in the nude for his first time, resulting in regret from the mattress impregnation

by Adam KT October 22, 2008

Impregnate your ears

The act of putting in deep in-ear headphones. To extend the metephor further, they ejaculate music!

Ooh i have to show this song, here Tyla, impregnate your ears.

by cheeseflambe March 7, 2010

Impregnate the drain

The act of jacking off in the shower.

I took a shower last night and it took me 20 mins to impregnate the drain.

by LeMarcus June 23, 2006

Impregnate and Vacate

to engage in sexual intercourse, resulting in conception of offspring, then fleeing the scene of the crime

"Dude that's clutch. You totally left her to fend for her own and that unborn baby. Nice impregnate and vacate." *High Five*

by votsteez June 23, 2010

impregnated

a marijuana cigarette that is poorly rolled, with tapered ends and a rounded enlarged middle section. usually the work of an inexperienced (or already intoxicated) joint roller.

origin is usually credited to Cypress Hill's classic song "Roll It Up, Light It Up, Smoke It Up".

by Dawn Davenport October 25, 2004