Implivite

An implied invitation

implied + invitation

For those times when someone tells you about an event (including the time and place) with the intention of you attending, but doesn't explicitly invite you. For example:

A: "A bunch of us are going out to Pizza House for drinks/food after our outdoor game tonight. Jacki and Brandon will be there so you'll know them. Our game ends at 8 pm so we'd be to Pizza House around 8:30 pm."
B: "Thanks for the implivite!"

A's statement implies an invitation to B, but there is no actual, "Hey you wanna join" or "You should come!"

by teemuffin May 22, 2013

implified facepalm

When something is so fucking retarted, that a regular facepalm doesnt cut it.

this deserves an implified facepalm

by swag965 October 16, 2013

implosive diarea'

Diarea that exits the colon so fast that it creates a vaccuum in the lower intestion reasulting in a kinda inverse fart that sometimes draws shit back into the colon.

One side effect of the burger king maybe but is not limited to Implosive diarea'

by roachburger July 14, 2009

imparitive

Entirely superfluous or unnecessary. Opposite of, though commonly confused with, imperative.

It is imparitive that we study chapter 13, as it won't be on the exam.

by Don Bracregel September 9, 2008

implisive

verb

language and tone that are implying, suggestive or insinuative.

implisive language is to say, when the money went missing, you were the only one here!

by Baron Neville July 18, 2018

Impitize

The act of being annoying. (As stated by a 6 year old)

I am going to impitize you.

by nightmarerambo October 10, 2010

impative

incompetent, stupid, useless

OMG! He is totally impative! He can't even tie his own shoelaces.

by The real Ogre May 3, 2021