The Impatient Gourmet is a sexual position in which one woman stands on her head naked with her legs spread, while the other woman goes and orders a pizza.
"My gustatory cravings were overpowering my sexual desires, so I had to give her the Impatient Gourmet."
by Alexis September 30, 2004
Get the Impatient Gourmetmug. When you simply have to do SOMETHING while waiting for a download, can't sit there and just stare at the screen...
I also suffer from download impatience - Like play Solitaire or Text Twist or SOMETHING, rather than wait for the download to finish.
by JohannV June 22, 2010
Get the download impatiencemug. I calmly get frustrated waiting on waiting. I'm a patient person but impatiently patient about waiting
by wessidec April 8, 2011
Get the Impatient Patientmug. Impatience disease is when you are signing up for something and you don't wait long enough for your sign up to be completely verified
by djzdc October 10, 2011
Get the Impatience Diseasemug. by Willy wanker the third February 13, 2021
Get the Impatiencemug. The moment when you have your chip in hand waiting to dip, but the person who I already dipping is taking too long, and you eat your chip dipless.
Usually happens when someone breaks their chip in the dip and has to retrieve it with the remainder of the chip in hand. Due to chip-impatience you decide to devour the chip you currently have in your hand, with no dip, then resume your turn at the dip with a new chip ready to go when they are done.
by AKAWildcard July 29, 2013
Get the Chip-impatiencemug. my daughter is so impatient when it comes to her electronics
by Edenmc12 March 13, 2022
Get the impatientmug.