The Malhammer has a huge iguana.
by Jeff Fring March 20, 2008
Someone who has long/high hair. Goes through hat phase. Acts like a hot shot around the 7th grade girls.
You are a Iguana
by 360_Pu$$y Sl@yer 666 21 69 June 15, 2016
by Lostboy459 June 16, 2021
A racial slur for someone who is not white or black. Generally used for Middle Easterners, Asian Indians, or hispanics. Rarely used for Southeast Asians.
"Every time I call AOL, I speak to an iguana who I can't understand."
"What's with all these iguanas crossing the border from Mexico?"
"What's with all these iguanas crossing the border from Mexico?"
by Bill Dukane February 17, 2006
Definition 1: Reptile commonly found in the Mexico and South America region, more or less.
Definition 2: When someone has skin sagging from their throat (commonly called a "saggy throat") like the way iguanas do.
Definition 3: When somebody is thicc, like the way iguanas are thick because they store fat and have thickness to their saggy throats. (See Definition 2) When using this definition say "iguana-like" so you don't sound weird when you say it. (Because you don't want people thinking you have autism, do you now?)
Def 4: Use when you see someone do something radical or cool or something like that. When you use this form of the noun "Iguana", say "iguana-like", like the way it is said in Definition 3.
Definition 2: When someone has skin sagging from their throat (commonly called a "saggy throat") like the way iguanas do.
Definition 3: When somebody is thicc, like the way iguanas are thick because they store fat and have thickness to their saggy throats. (See Definition 2) When using this definition say "iguana-like" so you don't sound weird when you say it. (Because you don't want people thinking you have autism, do you now?)
Def 4: Use when you see someone do something radical or cool or something like that. When you use this form of the noun "Iguana", say "iguana-like", like the way it is said in Definition 3.
Def 1: Today I saw an Iguana at Petco.
Def 2: Whoa! That dude over there has quite the iguana on his neck.
Def 3: (Speaker 1): On a scale of 1-10, how iguana -like is that girl over there in your opinion? (Speaker 2): I would definitely give her a 10, dude.
Def 4: That Call of Duty clip was totally iguana-like, dude.
Def 2: Whoa! That dude over there has quite the iguana on his neck.
Def 3: (Speaker 1): On a scale of 1-10, how iguana -like is that girl over there in your opinion? (Speaker 2): I would definitely give her a 10, dude.
Def 4: That Call of Duty clip was totally iguana-like, dude.
by Hi-C Flashin' Fruit Punch November 11, 2017
The Iguana Cafe (People's Republic of Iguanaland) was a teeny-tiny San Fernando Valley hole-in-the-wall fuckin' MIRACLE of a cranium-shop, sammich/muffin/bookstore/haven/nest for poets and preachers, anarchists and music-makers, shy beautiful outcasts and outlandish acts of right-on wordsmithery. Much-loved, deeply-mourned (closed down in the 90's)---The Iguana gave birth to some famously infamous famous folk. But the no-names were the real reason everyone dug it. The bathroom doubled as a loverly acid-trip Green Room. Proprietor Tom was the grooviest elf-god EVER. It was a Zen koan in a state of constant rebirth.
"Get your shit together and let's go to the Iguana...I have some new goodies I wanna read at open-mike tonight!"
"Where the hell have you been, Rainbow? That place is, like, totally SHUT DOWN. It's gone."
"OMG. Are you serious? Oh WOW...you don't even know how bummed I am right now. That confirms it---there IS no God. Where the fuck is my pipe?"
"Where the hell have you been, Rainbow? That place is, like, totally SHUT DOWN. It's gone."
"OMG. Are you serious? Oh WOW...you don't even know how bummed I am right now. That confirms it---there IS no God. Where the fuck is my pipe?"
by poppysister August 23, 2006