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No Hablo Ingles

It is spanish for "I don't speak English" and happens to be the best excuse for getting out of everything and anything. It can be used to get out of nearly every awkward situation. The concept is further explained and demonstrated in the song "No Hablo Ingles" by Bowling For Soup.
Annoying Untrustworthy Friend: "Will you lend me ten quid"

Sensible Reply: "No hablo Ingles!!"
by Rainbow x February 15, 2010
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Inglewood Jack

A maneveur used in hockey fights developed by youth hockey coach Jules Winnfield which involves grabbing the opposing player's jersey over his head and repeatedly punching him in the stomach.

The name comes from Jules' hometown, Inglewood, CA.
Did you hear about Dean McAmmond? He got Inglewood Jacked and is now out for the rest of the season.
by Defiled May 10, 2005
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Inglewood Jack

A hockey fighting technique taught by Jules Winnfield, that involves pulling another player's jersey over his head from behind, simultaneously blinding the player and forcing him to bend forward at the waist, then punching the player with uppercut punches to the head, shoulders, and chest.
Named for Inglewood, California, a city with a 'rough' reputation, where Jules Winnfield lived. Also the the city where portions of Boyz N Da Hood and Training Day were filmed.
"Oh shit, Brashear is giving Brookbank the Inglewood Jack."
by Tomahawk Jackson February 6, 2013
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Percy Ingle

London slang for something you really like, most commonly used in relation to music. It basically translates as 'personal favourite' and seems to have arisen in relation to a small London chain of shops called 'Percy Ingle'.
"I'm loving this tune. It's a percy ingle."
by Badga T August 9, 2009
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inglorious

The complete and utter lack of glory. Ganondorf's feet, Mario's cape, negative....glory.
"NOTHING IN THIS MATCH HAS BEEN GLORIOUS. INGLORIOUS!"
by NOGLORY January 16, 2010
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Ingle Tingle

Christofer Drew Ingle (NeverShoutNever) is addicting. However too much Ingle can make you sick. This disease is called the Ingle Tingle.

Side effects may include:

1. listening to his music for over 4 hours a day
2. singing along very loudly and badly

3. dreaming about him
4. LOVING HIM TO THE POINT YOU WANT TO DIE IF YOU DON'T MEET HIM
person 1: "hey where's kelly? last i knew she was listening to NeverShoutNever"
person 2: "i heard she has the Ingle Tingle"
by oh heyyyy(: September 5, 2011
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Ingledorffs

Small spider-monkey creatures that munch on the faces of small children.
Mother: "HOLY SHIT NUGGETS! Little Timmy's face is gone!
Father: "Oh don't worry about that. His face just got eaten by a pack of wild Ingledorffs."
Mother: "Thank God, that could have been much worse."
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