Horses in the shower

2 or more horses who take showers together and make videos of themselves doing it. People enjoy these videos and are becoming very popular nowadays.

Andrew: "Georgia, have you seen the new Horses in the Shower video?"

Georgia: "Why yes I have, Andrew."

by Alendrew August 9, 2010

razor in the shower

A clear indicator that someone is shaving their pubes in the shower

You see a razor in the shower you can assume someone likes to clean up down low.

by Mrjmar11 October 27, 2016

Your mom eats rye bread in the shower

Your mom eating rye bread in the shower is when your mom eats rye bread while taking a shower.

Your mom eats rye bread in the shower

by Buddyjjl November 3, 2011

dancing in the shower

when you have music on, you're in the shower, and you dance. also a great way to break your back!

"did you hear?"

"hear what"

"brandon broke his back!"

"how????"

"he was dancing in the shower"

"ah"

by Brisimonetti March 14, 2016

Spending Time In the Shower

Masterbating

Even though he's seventeen, he's not spending time in the shower.

by stella the pug July 23, 2010

Singing in the shower

When your in the shower and you think your singing good but you actually sound like a dying whale.

"I was singing in the shower this morning!"
"Do you guys ever sing in the shower?"

by Brisimonetti November 13, 2014

eat pizza in the shower

According to Jamie Foxx, if you eat pizza in the shower and don't feel anything, you are not gay.

Jamie Foxx: "I'm not gay...A lot of people say that I'm gay and that doesn't bother me, because I could eat a pizza in a male shower and not feel anything because I'm secure with myself."

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Person: "No, he's so not gay. He can eat pizza in the shower and not feel anything."

by sprawling urban metropolis April 23, 2010