Jizz in my socks

When someone touches you and you get turned on or when you watch something really sexual, like porn or a girl striping.

Friend 1: *touches your thigh*
You: ahhh, dont do that or I'll jizz in my socks.

by AHHHH YESSS. FUCK ME SIDEWAYS December 5, 2016

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“shock in my socks”

noun.
a rock in your shoe,
or
one of those prickly plant cunts in your shoe.

ex.
1: Ah hell.
2: What?
1: Oh, I gotta “shock in my socks”.

by slapboichild September 4, 2022

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Hit ur bitch in my socks

Fight or fuck ur girl in socks

Gucci flips flops fuck it I'll hit ur bitch in my socks

by hoodbooger82 October 3, 2025

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Naked in my bed with socks on

A quick comeback that works with virtually anything. It usually renders the opponent stressed, deluded and somewhat horny.

Person 1 "I raped your mum"
Person 2 "Naked in my bed with socks on"
Person 1 "Oh"
Person 2 *walks away like a boss*

by mrswaggyballs238 December 19, 2013

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