iPad kid

A kid whose parent give them an iPad the moment they exit their mum’s pussy. 10 years later their parents wonder why their kid is a kindergarten dropout with no friends whose only exercise is tapping a screen.

We shall never raise an iPad kid

Lefty :Why the fuck is that kid playing a game out loud on their iPad in this restaurant while screaming?
Righty: Because he’s an iPad kid

Lefty:Does little Johnny realise his finger has been up his nose for the past 2 hours while he plays on his iPad with the other hand ?

Righty: I mean no because he’s an IPad kid

by Pain au chocolat March 13, 2021

iPad kid 2.0

Karl Jacob's. If you look closely he also sneezes like an iPad kid.

Person 1:Hey, did you see that?
Person 2: No, what?
Person 1: Karl just sneezed like an iPad kid! Hes like iPad kid 2.0

by Coscot.plclace May 3, 2021

ipad kid

quackity.

*quackity coughs*
chat: “you cough like an ipad kid”

by js155 April 9, 2021

ipad kid

Dumbass kids who grew up with an tablet/electronic device and lack social skills or common sense they bring there face to the iPad instead of the iPad to there face typically sit with the iPad on there lap and have there face over the ipad

Fucking iPad kid

by Koocies February 11, 2021

ipad kid

quackity. it’s quackity. that’s all.

quackity: *does anything*
everybody: “IPAD KID”

by anonymous April 8, 2021

crusty ipad kid

that one cocomelon loving 6 year old old whose ipad is constantly encrusted in a thick layer of cheeto dust and snot.

dude that freaking crusty ipad kid just sneezed on his sister!
what do you expect? cocomelon doesn't teach you manners

by ilovecrabrangoons52 March 9, 2022

ipad kid

ipad kids are braindead kids who have a ipad that are 3yo and has cheeto dust on there leat fingies and is a kindergarden dropout at age 6 and likes cocomelon

this dumb ipad kid is basically quackity and likes cocomelon and smokes coke

by dumb definitions January 19, 2022