I heard most kids

Phrase of sarcasm used to indicate feelings of disagreement or doubt with the actions of another.

I heard most kids listen to Lisa Loeb.

by Skone82 March 7, 2009

I heard it's Obama's fault

The logic that slack-jawed voters use when any political conversation arises. From the price of gasoline to the outcome of their mixed martial arts matches; it's all Obama's fault.

Political persuasion aside, there is clearly a strong negative relationship between intelligence and hate for Obama.

Normal guy: "Oh my gosh! That building is on fire!"

Drooling retard: "I heard it's Obama's fault. He wasn't even born in America. Not even a 'murican!!! I even seen on TV that he's a MUSLIM!!"

Fat republican: "No, stupid. He's a communist. He wants people to PAY FOR HEALTH INSURANCE. I got every right to eat as much as I want. As long as I can pay for my allpurinol, I'm gonna keep the gout at bay. I heard it's Obama's fault."

Normal guy: "Is there a functioning brain between the two of you?"

Drooling retard: "I have a big truck. I heard it's Obama's fault."

Fat republican: "I like eating. And money. It's Obama's fault nomnomnom ow my gout nomnom"

by ttmike42 October 12, 2012

THAT'S RIGHT I HEARD THE STORY

The first line of Other Friends.
yep.. it's part of the first song Spinel ever sang, and now you know what I see in comment sections?

THAT'S RIGHT I HEARD THE STORY OVER AND OVER AGAIN-

Steven: Everything is right with the universe, and nobody's trying to kill m-
Spinel: THAT'S RIGHT I HEARD THE STORY-

by Inkd00ple November 2, 2019

I Heard You Using the Microwave

This means that somebody was too loud during sex the night before.

'Microwave' refers to the coitus that was had.

Justine: Good morning, guys! How did you sleep?
Carla: Not very well.
Justine: why?
Carla: I heard you using the microwave last night..
Justine: Oh dear..

'You're just jealous because you heard HER using the microwave but you can't handle that heat!'

by #THE_QUEEN November 17, 2016

i heard you weren't sure

An uncommon inquiry to sexual orientation identity issues.

christian crowley: i'm not gonna lie kid, i heard you weren't sure.

by CrucifyThis May 2, 2005

I heard there's gonna be a natural disaster

I heard there's gonna be a natural disaster

Person 1: "I heard there's gonna be a natural disaster!"
Person 2: "Crazy!"
Person 1: "Right?!"

by indiigo x November 7, 2021

Last Thing I Heard On The Radio

The common excuse for blurting out a song at random moments, usually during a car ride in the morning to work, or just early in the morning. People are usually shocked and confused by the outburst, and, most of the time, ask "what was that?"

Wayne: Hey Mickey, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind. Hey Mickey!

Casandra: What was that?

Wayne: Sorry, It was the last thing I heard on the radio this morning...

by Kyle C. Eakin October 9, 2008